-> "Lion King, Crown Is For Ya"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Lion King, Crown Is For Ya"
The Lyrics
(long, long guitar leadin)
On a dark, chilly Friday
cold wind in the air
warmed up my TV screen
watched an old cartoon there.
Up in my DVD shelf
I saw a glimmering case.
I took it out and removed the disk
and slipped it into place.
Fast-forward through attractions
that are coming as well.
And I was thinking to myself
this could be just stuff they wish to sell.
What I wanted to handle
finally came my way.
Disney made animated film
and it began to play...
Simba, here, the Lion King's crown is for ya.
Such a lovely hat.
(Such a lovely hat.)
Will ya look at that?
This young cub, sir, the Lion King's crown is for ya.
Each day of the year
(each day of the year)
you're our King so dear.
His uncle's jealously twisted.
He's got Claudian bends.
(Ugh!)
But Simba's got some scriptwriters
he can call friends.
How they danced in the jungle.
Sweet summer sweat.
Film 'bout Timon and Pumbaa?
"1 1/2," just forget!
So I called up the studio:
"Did Walt approve this flick?"
They said,
"He hasn't given his OK
since nineteen sixty-six."
And still those voices are calling
from far away.
Wake you up in the middle of the night:
"That cartoon, please play, hey!"
Simba, here, the Lion King's crown is for ya.
Such a lovely hat.
(Such a lovely hat.)
Will ya look at that?
This young cub, sir, the Lion King's crown is for ya.
Porno scene, surprise!
(Porno scene, surprise!)
Can't believe my eyes!
Living in the jungle
too hot for some ice
and they said,
"This is a ripoff of Shakespeare.
Copy of Hamlet's device."
And in the royal chambers
the King and Queen did feast.
Miss Nala is his steely wife
and they just ate wildebeest!
Last thing I remembered
I was running back the disk.
I had to find my passage back
to a scene with lots of risk.
Relax, now you're grown man.
I am programmed to relieve.
You can re-run any scene you like.
"Director's cut," we weave!
(long, long guitar fadeout)
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How Funny: | 2.4 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.4 | |
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Total Votes: | 23 |
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