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Song Parodies -> "Ferris Bueller vs. The Fonz"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Ferris Bueller vs. The Fonz"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Ferris Bueller!

vs....

Arthur Fonzarelli!

Begin!

(Ferris)
Life moves pretty fast
but yours is gonna end faster.
When it comes to being cool
you're an apprentice, I'm the master.
If you step to me
you are gonna be sorry.
Your little two-wheeler
can't beat my Ferrari.
All Chicago is my realm.
I'm the Emperor of Shermer
while you're not even as cool
as the frat that beat Dean Wormer!
You might have been cool
in 1955
but now, you'd be pushing 80
IF you're still alive!

(Fonz)
Whoa!
You lied to your parents.
A disobedient twit.
I'm too legit to quit
so you better sit on it!
You're mockin' my Harley?
Well, your Ferrari can't hack it.
And the Smithsonian didn't want
YOUR leather jacket!
Your posse is wack.
What's up with Sloane's accent?
And your buddy Cameron? I think
he's about to have an accident!
Who wears a Detroit jersey
in Chicago, Illinois?
I don't think anybody's
gonna save you, boy!

(Ferris)
You talkin' 'bout my posse?
You hang around with Potsie
and Richie Cunningham
Ralph Malph and Hotsi Totsi!
You're a wrinkler, Henry Winkler
and your acting's stiff as wood.
I'm so dope, I even
made the Cubs look good!
From the Tower to the street
I'm a one-man parade
twistin' and shoutin'
'til Chicago got played.
You've jumped the shark
as far as I'm concerned.
Like Arnold's that time
you just got burned!

(Fonz)
You think you burned me?
Kid, you must be loony.
I beat that man-eating shark.
You only beat Ed Rooney!
You'd have to be "Milwaukee Brave"
to face me, Broderick.
Cameron's ill, but you "killed"
your girlfriend's grandma -- that's sick!
Why don't you stick to computer games
and playing hooky
'cause when it comes to bein' cool
you're nothin' more than a rookie.
You shoulda stayed in school
and waited for summer to play.
In bein' cool, you get an F
while I always get an...
"Ayyyyyyyy!"

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

(Baum baum... chicka... chicka chick-ahhhh!)

Rap Battles of History!

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Matthias - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I would totally give this parody an Ayyyy rating! Well done! Keep 'em coming!
Patrick - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
"The Fonz" is peddling retirement plans to senior citizens on daytime TV ads. Makes me feel old, too. I recall that episode where he "jumped the shark", giving rise to that colorful expression. I don't think you've jumped it yet with the Rap Battles series. Keep up the good work.
Reality Check - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Happy Days was never fun because the Fonz was a 40 year old biker loser hitting on teenage girls and who preened himself like a metrosexual! Today, he would get his ass kicked by a bull dyke!!!
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
The original idea was to have the Fonz take on that other retro Wisconsin dude, Michael Kelso of "That '70s Show." But that would have been no battle at all, because Kelso was as dumb as "Reality Check" and the one-bombers who are trashing these just because they don't like my politics -- which, by the way, are shared by both Winkler and Broderick.

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