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Song Parodies -> "Oh My, Oh Hell, Her Legs Bowed"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Oh My, Oh Hell, Her Legs Bowed"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Malcolm Higgins might like this one. Then again...
How easy did she go down?
I'm not sure how she can stand.
I should have stayed back at home.
I should have missed that big party, man.

You know, I can't hold her forever.
She's wider than me or you.
She's not a present that's so hard to open
but still her boyfriends are singing
the blue-ue-ues...
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, oh my, oh hell, her legs bowed.
Through them, dogs like St. Bernards can prowl.
She can't fit through doors in my house.
Her orthopedists disavow.

Back is so straight, and her hooters look good.
But her legs could straddle a road.

Oh, I've finally decided no future here
because this girl, her legs bow-ow-owed!
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...
Ahhhh...

What do you think I'll do now?
Her face so gorgeous, not plain.
But I'll need me a dozen of vodker and tonics
to make her look real good again.

Maybe I'll get a replacement.
There's plenty hot girls in this town.
Mongrels, but nice and top-heavy
whose legs don't look like crescent moons
on the grou-ou-ound...
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...

But, oh my, oh hell, her legs bowed.
Through them, dogs like St. Bernards can prowl.
She can't fit through doors in my house.
Her orthopedists disavow.

Back is so straight, and her hooters look good.
But her legs could straddle a road.

Oh, I've finally decided no future here
because this girl, her legs bow-ow-owed!
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...
Ahhhh...
No, I don't think this is why Sir Elton is gay.

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Johnny D - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Barry +11
Pacholek +4
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
i like this one best of the ones i've looked at today...5s plus
Linda - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
taste-less (not voting) (clean up your act, aren't you getting any older - any more mature as life goes on, oops, I forgot, you are a demoncrat, they don't do much maturing, now do they?

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