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Song Parodies -> "Ndamukong Suh"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Ndamukong Suh"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh wants to be his generation's Mean Joe Greene. But at the rate he's going, he's going to be the next Albert Haynesworth -- and that would not be a good thing.
Here's my story, it's sad but true.
About a player I once knew.
He took his foot and waved it around
used it to put me in the ground...

Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! La, la, la, la!
Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!
Oh, Hey! Awwwwwwww...

(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Yeah, I shoulda known from the very start
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
this guy was gonna try to rip out my heart.
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Listen, people, what I'm telling you:
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Keep away from Ndamukong Suh!

(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Yeah, he missed my lips, but now some scares on my face.
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
The marks from his cleats, and got winged by shoelace.
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Keep away from Ndamukong Suh!

(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
(Oh, Hey! Owwwwwwww... )

He'd like to toss you around!
Yeah, he'll pick you up and throw you down!
Now, people, let me put you wise:
He's one... of the meanest guys!

(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Heed the moral of the story from the guy who knows:
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
I fell from his punch and my bruise still grows!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Ask any fool that he ever knew:
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Keep away from Ndamukong Suh!

Yeah!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Stay away from this guy!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
I know what he'll do!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Keep away from Suh!
(Oh, Hey! Owwwwwwww... )

He'd like to toss you around!
Yeah, he'll pick you up and throw you down!
Now, people, let me put you wise:
He's one... of the meanest guys!

(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Heed the moral of the story from the guy who knows:
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
I fell from his punch and my bruise still grows!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Ask any fool that he ever knew:
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Keep away from Ndamukong Suh!

Yeah!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Stay away from this guy!
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Don't you know what he'll do, now?
(Oh, Hey! Hey! Whoa-way!)
Whoa, whoa!
(fadeout)
The good news: People are no longer laughing at the Detroit Lions. The bad news: People are now scared of them -- and not in a good way!

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John Jenkins - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good title sub and parody. Suh said that kicking Matt Schaub in the groin was accidental, but the last thrust of his foot certainly seemed intentional.
Dave W. - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Detroit - one of the few places on Earth that aliens won't visit.........Ndam's not helping any either.....But I guess you have to be tough when your a boy named Suh.............
Max Power - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
To think I was hoping that the teams with picks ahead of the Giants would each have a mental block so Suh would be available in the 2010 draft. In the end, I'm glad it didn't happen. While the Lions wasted Barry Sanders' career by not getting a QB who worth a salt for more than two years, Suh on the other hand is doing it to himself. Can't blame Bobby Layne's curse on this one, that's for certain.
Michael Pacholek - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
The Layne explains Michigan again in pain.
Callmelennie - October 15, 2014 - Report this comment
I was thinking of doing this very subject to the same OS for my next effort. But then I thought, "It's possible I've seen this at Amiright already" So, of course I checked and there it was. Inspired sub, BTW, Mikey ... So I guess I'll have to go with my second choice -- Listen, people what I'm telling you; Uh, keep it gay with Reacharound Stu .... Or not
CML - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Shoulda learned from that Packer guard ... Dude will try to cleat ya in the nards .... Listen people what I'm telling you ... Guard your balls from Ndamokung Sue

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