Come
and talk about the games she likes to play
here
and love her for her pouty little ways
while we have a few moments to write
and I know that she'll like this song tonight.

'Cause Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

And now
a hopeless part of life has gone and passed.
I've given up on Zeta-Jones at last
and since Angelina and J-Lo refused
and Miss Alba said, "Yeah, right, I won't take you"...

Well, Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

(instrumental break)

Yes, Arwen...
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.

So...
I beat my crazy head against those lies.
Tried
and now I see right in front of my eyes.
How could I be such a goon?

'Cause Arwen makes me swoon.
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute for her pouting.
Yes, Arwen makes me swoon.
It's not just how she looks that's got me singing and a-shouting
'bout my great belief in having her to talk to.