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Long as I remember
McCain, they're talking down.
"Real conservative," not.
Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages
these votes, have not won.
And I wonder, still I wonder
who'll stump McCain?

He went down to Virginia
seeking Pat Robertson's help.
Called out Jerry Falwell.
Retreating toward them now.
Nine years he's been running
for those golden chains.
And I wonder, still I wonder
who'll stump McCain?

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Heard the singers praising.
Obama called "Kal-El."
Lobbyists together
with John, they're much too warm.
Still, the wingnut skeptics
don't think he's quite "right."
And I wonder, still I wonder
who'll stump McCain?

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