Song Parodies -> Free Credit Report: Bruce Springsteen
| Original Song Title: | "I'm On Fire" |
| Original Performer: | Bruce Springsteen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Free Credit Report: Bruce Springsteen" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
I know Bruce has a lot of songs about not having enough money, but this is the one that came to mind.
(instrumental opening)
Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
He's a mean old man who stripped me to the bone.
I'm as broke as can get.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
He saw I put too much on my credit card
and so he came down on me really hard.
He makes me worry and fret.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
(instrumental break)
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, edgy and hard
and cut a six-inch valley through my new MasterCard.
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and the bill-collector's phone calls ringing in my head.
Only you... can make me less upset.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Hoo-whoo-whoo!
(instrumental fadeout)
Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
He's a mean old man who stripped me to the bone.
I'm as broke as can get.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
He saw I put too much on my credit card
and so he came down on me really hard.
He makes me worry and fret.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
(instrumental break)
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, edgy and hard
and cut a six-inch valley through my new MasterCard.
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and the bill-collector's phone calls ringing in my head.
Only you... can make me less upset.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh, I'm in debt.
Hoo-whoo-whoo!
(instrumental fadeout)
Yeah, right, like sleeping with the bill-collector's daughter is gonna be revenge, or make anything better... Unless she's, how shall I put this, "big-boned," and her father is desperate to marry her off!
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enjoying your project
Great, Now Can You Do a Parody using the Solid Gold Theme, about the any MLB Player, please?
Yeah, do that baseball Hall of Famer Keeler next.
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