-> "(I Can't) Change the Laws of Physics"
Original Song Title:
"Rock and Roll Music"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(I Can't) Change the Laws of Physics"
The Lyrics
No, Captain, no!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
It just ain't possible, now, is it?
I am an engineer, that's my business!
But I just can't get with it!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
I got dilithium and all that jazz.
It makes the starship go so very fast.
Until it decrystallizes, you see
and then we're topping out at just Warp 3!
So, no, I canna change the laws o' physics!
It just ain't possible, now, is it?
I am an engineer, that's my business!
But I just can't get with it!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
I went and checked it out with Mister Spock.
A man who knows how to make starships rock.
I must admit, he gave me quite a hand.
The engine's blowin' like a hurricane!
But no, we canna change the laws o' physics!
It just ain't possible, now, is it?
I am an engineer, that's my business!
But I just can't get with it!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
From down south comes Doctor "Bones" McCoy.
We mixed my Scotch, his bourbon, and some joy.
Put dilithium in that cup
and our engines, they got all shook up!
But, no, we canna change the laws o' physics!
It just ain't possible, now, is it?
I am an engineer, that's my business!
But I just can't get with it!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
Don't try to do with a Klingon!
Don't trust those guys to bring on!
The ship's shakin' like it's dancin'!
What are ya doin' to my engines?
No, I canna change the laws o' physics!
It just ain't possible, now, is it?
I am an engineer, that's my business!
But I just can't get with it!
I canna change the laws o' physics!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
There just ain't no chance, you see!
(Cha-cha-cha!)
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