Song Parodies -> Lying Yellow Villain, From the Fold, Broke Free
| Original Song Title: | "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Orlando & Dawn |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lying Yellow Villain, From the Fold, Broke Free" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
We'll never top Johnny D's "Fry Some Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie," but if Hannibal Lecter can be adapted to this original song, why not an even more dastardly villain? The difference? Hannibal WON'T eat pretzels, and Georgie Bush CAN'T eat them.
(instrumental opening)
This land, my home, it's in bad times.
'Cause our "President"'s committed crimes.
He ignored hijack warnings
then in year 2003
he started stupid war 'bout which
he lied to you and me!
Let wet, New Orleans be!
He's a lying yellow villain!
From the fold, broke free!
It's been five long years!
Don't make sense to me!
(Sense to me!)
If we survive this villain
from the fold, broke free
we'll vote for the Dems
put our faith in them
and blame will end from me
and say goodbye to yellow villain
from
(from)
the fold, broke free!
Bush, liar, please, leave D.C.
'Cause I can't bear to watch your perfidy!
You do belong in prison.
We should throw away the key!
Each day you're still in office
feels like colonoscopy!
Lives in such infamy!
You're a lying yellow villain!
From the fold, broke free!
It's been five long years!
Don't make sense to me!
(Sense to me!)
If we survive this villain
from the fold, broke free
we'll vote for the Dems
put our faith in them
and blame will end from me
and say goodbye to yellow villain
from
(from)
the fold, broke free!
(instrumental break)
Now the whole dear country's cheerin'
and I can't believe I see...
the Oath of Office being taken
by
(by)
Ms. Hillary!
They've come back home!
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(repeat 'til fade)
This land, my home, it's in bad times.
'Cause our "President"'s committed crimes.
He ignored hijack warnings
then in year 2003
he started stupid war 'bout which
he lied to you and me!
Let wet, New Orleans be!
He's a lying yellow villain!
From the fold, broke free!
It's been five long years!
Don't make sense to me!
(Sense to me!)
If we survive this villain
from the fold, broke free
we'll vote for the Dems
put our faith in them
and blame will end from me
and say goodbye to yellow villain
from
(from)
the fold, broke free!
Bush, liar, please, leave D.C.
'Cause I can't bear to watch your perfidy!
You do belong in prison.
We should throw away the key!
Each day you're still in office
feels like colonoscopy!
Lives in such infamy!
You're a lying yellow villain!
From the fold, broke free!
It's been five long years!
Don't make sense to me!
(Sense to me!)
If we survive this villain
from the fold, broke free
we'll vote for the Dems
put our faith in them
and blame will end from me
and say goodbye to yellow villain
from
(from)
the fold, broke free!
(instrumental break)
Now the whole dear country's cheerin'
and I can't believe I see...
the Oath of Office being taken
by
(by)
Ms. Hillary!
They've come back home!
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(Lying villain, from the fold, broke free!)
(repeat 'til fade)
Thanks to comedian Robert Klein, whose hilarious "Colonoscopy" song inspired part of the second verse.
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555, I agree, Bush need to be booted out. Cheney needs to go with him.
bravo for one of your best bush bashes ever...5s plus
Excellent bashing here! 555
Feels like a colonoscopy. . .without anesthia. 555
This must be the worst presidency since Warren G. Harding - nothing but one blunder after another. You got it down pat.
If your wish comes true, what would you do for parody material??? Unless, of course, the other rumor is true - C. Rice in 08 - that should keep us all busy for four more years... 555
Really good, fives
Thank you, everyone. By the way, this is the first parody in which I've suggested that Hillary's even running, let alone winning. I'm still leaning 55-45 against thinking she'll run. I just don't think she wants it. 2Eagle: While your point is well taken, there is a difference, and I don't just mean Harding had Bush's stupidity and Clinton's lust. Harding's screwups didn't put billions of people in jeopardy. Which is good, 'cause he would've lost on "Jeopardy," unless he was playing against Bush. Turtle: What would I write about during a Democratic Presidency? Well, there's always sports and other forms of entertainment.
555, and you just gave me an idea, Longshoreman Pacholek.
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