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Song Parodies -> "When You Saw Atkins' End"

Original Song Title:

"With a Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When You Saw Atkins' End"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Sequel to "Dr. Atkins' Low In Carbs Food Fad" by Adam Eccleshall. In this case, "end" refers to the man's death, though his posterior was also quite large.
What would you think if I ate lots of bread?
Would you stand up and laugh hard at me?
Lend me your fork and I'll get away ahead.
'Cause it's not all about carbs, you see.

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

What do I do when I pack it away?
(Does it worry you to gain ten pounds?)
How do I feel when I eat a sundae?
(Are you said when the food police frown?)

No. Because I saw the way Atkins end.
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

(Do you hear everybody?)
They say carbs, I shouldn't love.
(Ain't it queer? Anybody?)
In mouth, I choose what to shove!

(Would you believe in the food that's carb-light?)
Well, I'm certain eating other food's no crime.
(What do you see on the late news tonight?)
Doctor Atkins is dead, that's no lying!

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

(Do you use Atkins' diet?)
If it's good, how come he's dead?
(He does seem rather quiet!)
So go, enjoy lots of bread!

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.
We know Doc Atkins' end!
Picture yourself with a beer-soaking liver... wait, are we doing parodies of the entire Sgt. Pepper album with a food theme?

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Sweet Indigo - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... that was funny. Good job!
Adam Eccleshall - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! I loved it :-)
John Barry - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The man followed his own advice--bad decision.
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY! Are you advocating the "eating" of "meat" ? Sounds too SEXUAL for Amiright! 5-5-5
Ashkicksass - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you ever had low carb food? Don't! It's awful. But this parody isn't...
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i just ate this one up....5s

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