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Song Parodies -> "Deleting All the Sex"

Original Song Title:

"Leader of the Pack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Shangri-Las

Parody Song Title:

"Deleting All the Sex"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Yesterday, this was such an easy game to play... I used Malcolm as the narrator because he specializes in these things. Why couldn't he be "grandfathered," like the 17 pitchers who were still allowed to use the spitball after 1920?
Royce: Is he really going out of his mind?

Guy: Well, there he is, let's ask him!

Merry: Hey, Malcolm, is that a new parody you're writing?

Malcolm: Mm-hm.

Pippin: Gee, it must be great to be the all-time leader. Is it a song about sex?

Malcom: Nn-nn.

All: By the way, where do you write 'em?

Malcolm: I write 'em at the video store.
I turn and walk into the back. You get the picture?
(Yes, we see.)
But Chucky says he's deleting all the sex!
(somebody's vibrator goes off, resembling the sound of a motorcycle)

We wrote some songs about getting down.
(Down, down.)
Chuck said to get those songs out of town.
(Whaddaya mean, he said get those songs out of town?)
He told us they were bad.
And that left us so sad.
But he said that now he's deleting all the sex!
(vibrator goes off)

One day, Chuck said, "Write something new."
He said, "No X-rated stuff, or you're through!"
(Whaddaya mean, he said X-rated stuff was through?)
I stood there and asked him why.
But all he would do was sigh.
I'm sorry that Chucky's deleting all the sex!
(vibrator goes off)

He sort of smiled, and waved me goodbye.
My tears were beginning to show.
As I typed away on that rainy night
I hit "ENTER" and let it go.
But whether it'll be posted, I don't know.
(No, no, no, no, no-no-no-no!)
Freak out! Freak out! Freak out! Freak out!
(sound of song being wiped off board)

I felt so useless, what could I do?
Remembering no posts allowed that are blue.
That kind of post, I don't dare.
I can't hide my tears, but I don't care.
I'll never forgive him, deleting all the sex!
(vibrator goes off)

Ooh, woo-woo-woo...

(Gone...)
Deleting all the sex, and now it's gone!
(Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone!)
Deleting all the sex, and now it's gone!
(Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone!)
Deleting all the sex, and now it's gone!
(Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone!)
Deleting all the sex, and now it's gone!
(Repeat 'til fade)

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Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
All 5s I wasn't posting songs here when there were sex songs allowed...I would have liked to have seen what it was like. But aren't sex parodies fairly easy to write? By having to keep sex out of things doesn't just make us better writers? (yeah, right) Nice job!
Rick D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Jude. Sex goes out the door and innuendo. I don't see all sex topics banned, despite the disclaimer. Just the really crude. It's much more fun to hide it.
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Another well done piece that exhibits your depth. But you're still a two-time loser: You live in New Jersey and you're a Yankee fan. Good write.
Meriadoc - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pick of the day! This was a real ROTFL-er Michael - good job! :-D
Meriadoc - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Where are all the votes on this? This ought to be in the top 10 by now IMNSHO...
Peregrin - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Mike. That was hilarious! I love the revving vibrator references - great visuals!
preppy guy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
funny funny! a+++++++++++++++
Jan Hayes - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
FFF funny !
Agrimorfee - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for pulling this one up for all to see again, or for the first time...like me. 555

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