(instrumental opening)

I see through my window.
I watch them as they're passing by.
They say to myself
I'm such a sucky guy.
To have a war like this
is truly their nightmare true.
Out of all the fellows in the world
it's at me they spew.

And it's another demonstration
running their mouths at me.
It is another demonstration
running their mouths at me.

(Soon!)
Soon I'll have invaded
Iran, oh wow, ooh wee!
(Whoa yeah!)
Extend my war to another country.
Maybe another two or three!
I'll tell you, ah...
(Ah....)
I can't live without war, my scheme!
This looks like my dream.
But they don't like me, it seems!

And it's another demonstration
once again
running their mouths at me.
It is another demonstration
running their mouths at me.

Every night, on my knees, I pray!
Dear Lord! Hear my plea!
Don't ever let Congress impeach Dick and me
or I will surely die!

This hell is
heavenly!
I love war so much, you see!
But Vietnam was not for me!
'Cause in reality
I'm such a freakin' phony!

Another demonstration
once again
running their mouths at me.
It is another demonstration
running their mouths at me.

I've never served, now I get what I deserve!
Another demonstration
ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
running their mouths at me.
It is another demonstration
running their mouths at me.