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Song Parodies -> "Hawaii Six-1"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From "Hawaii Five-O""

Original Performer:

The Ventures

Parody Song Title:

"Hawaii Six-1"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Yes, the original song is an instrumental, but I'm not parodying the original song as much as a certain group of people who still want to cast doubt on the legitimacy of The People's Choice.
(drum opening)

He's Barack Obama.
He's our favorite son.
Was born in Hawaii
nineteen-sixty-one!

There... are some people who doubt.
They... are a little bit out
of it, really.
They can't take the truth.
They are so uncouth.

Think he's born in Kenya
so he's not legit.
But the truth, it is out there
so get used to it!

They... believed that Bush didn't steal.
Think... his election was real.
But Obama?
Think he's foreign, man.
They've blown it again.

They don't like the liberals.
Don't like Democrats.
They act just like children.
Just like spoiled brats.

They... don't understand that they lost
be... cause of what they have cost
our dear country.
Each one is a jerk.
Conservatism don't work!

Mister President!
You are heaven-sent!
Right-wing hearts are torn!
They are so forlorn!
And, sir, we know you were born
there in Ha... wai... i!
(Cha-cha-cha!)
I'd like to perform this one live. Of course, I'd have to use a teleprompter. Bush used a teleprompter, and he STILL couldn't speak clear English! Can we get past all this? As our President would say, "Yes we can, yes we can!"

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Old Man Ribber - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
We don't share the same views, but you are good...VERY good. And this was an instrumental selection...which to me requires more creativity. Book him, Dano! ;)
TJC - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm down with OMR on this one, MP!
Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Cha-Cha-Cha-Ching! It's probably a little early yet to declare decisive victory for the whole "hopey-changey" thing... but there's absolutely nothing wrong with good old fashioned optimism! ;)
Marian Hossa - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm emo
Barry J. Mitchel - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Birthers who were lured here, take heart! See ~misc/traditional1671.shtml and ~60s/marilynmonroe1.shtml by August 3.
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WH@T?

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