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Song Parodies -> "Dedicated Follower of Fascism"

Original Song Title:

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Dedicated Follower of Fascism"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This guy hasn't been feeling too well lately, what with the whole world turning against him and his boys in the White House. Including 70 percent of the American people. You don't have to cater to "leftists" (or "leftards," in one person's twisted view) to get a majority behind you, but if you're down to 30 percent, then you've lost the sensible people in your own party. And yet, guys like this... well, you can see why they're so paranoid.
He hates you here, he hates you there.
His voice is loud, but never fair.
He just wants to break you so you'll think that he's the best
'cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism.

And when he does his little rounds
think tanks pass right-wing wisdom down.
Eagerly pursuing all the means that meet the ends
'cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism.

Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
He thinks his every whim must catered.
And when he pulls his camoflauging boxers right up tight
he feels a dedicated follower of fascism.

Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
Theres one thing that he loves and that is flattery.
One week he's ripping welfare queens.
The next week it's gay nups.
'Cause hes a dedicated follower of fascism.

He hates you here, he hates you there.
He's so extreme you cannot bare.
Everywhere the neoconservatives marching on
each one a dedicated follower of fascism.

Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
His world is built 'round lobbyists for party.
This pleasure-seeking individual
hates lefts who do the same
'cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism.

Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
Oh yes he is!
(Oh yes he is!)
He snits across each issue like a guttersnipe.
In matters politics he is as bitter as can be!
'cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism.
He's a dedicated follower of fascism.
He's a dedicated follower of fascism!

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 23

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Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of neo folkie Billy Bragg. 555
alvin rhodes - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...lol
Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Believe me, Alvin, the title was the easy part. A problem I've had many times, and I suspect many of us have had it.
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Careful before Bush sends the boys to take you to Gitmo. lol Good job 555
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
555. . .I seem to have a nack for picking out only the parodies I like when I skim through the daily entries.
Michael Pacholek - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe you're not as far below average as you think you are. But the subject of the song sure is!
Real Guy - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Damn, you suck.
To-Power Truth-Teller - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Coming from a Hussein and Chavez and Ahmadinejad supporter like yourself, Pach, that's some stunning hypocrisy. No wonder your song ratings suck so much ass lately... just like the approval ratings for your Dim-run Congress, which is currently in the mid-20s. (I know you can't do math, so I'll do it for you: in colloquial terms, if Murtha, Reid, Pelosi, Jefferson, and all your other corrupt, perverse, murderous, rapacious bed-wetting totalitarian buddies were "parodies" on amiright, they'd be getting a 222 or maybe a 411. That's got to hurt!)
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
It just kills you, doesn't it, TPTT? With the emphasis on the TP, 'cause your boy Dubya is going down the toilet. Why not, that's where he's sending our troops. The Democrats got 56 percent of the vote in the Congressional elections, something no Republican has gotten since 1984. You can give me all the ones you can spare, because you've already give me Bush, a total zero. And that's being kind, seeing as how he's been a complete negative for this country.

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