Just got back from Rigel 12. Feelin' good 'bout myself.
Got to sit down on the bridge, on the floor.
Turnin' on the viewscreen, what is this that I've seen?
Ship's log of where no one's gone before.

There's Hortas doin' cartwheels, Andorian car deals.
Look at all the aliens, dancin' on the lawn.
Kirk and his girl scorin' to tunes of Diane Warren.
Doo, doo, doo, where no one's gone before.

Tellarites, Denobulans and Trill are in the band.
Won't you take a ride on a shuttlecraft?
Betazoid confection aiding in digestion.
Doo, doo, doo, where no one's gone before.

(guitar break)

Tellarites, Denobulans and Trill are in the band.
Won't you take a ride on a shuttlecraft?
Memory is spotty, due to this drink from Scotty.
Doo, doo, doo, where no one's gone before.

(guitar break)

Forward phasers, all the way.
Lock torpedoes, hooray!
Look at all the conventioneers dancin' on the lawn!
This advice might just kill ya, but get a life, now, will ya?
Doo, doo, doo, where no one's gone before!