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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Elvis, Part VIII: Blew Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"21st Century Elvis, Part VIII: Blew Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A series exploring situations that Elvis Presley might be in if, as many believe, he actually is still alive at the age of 72 -- almost 73. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Graceland, well, the King had a problem, and he's gotta take a stand. The bodyguards drunk by the chimney, no care, in the hopes that the King would not see them and stare...
I see you blew Christmas
around me.
I see you blew Christmas
devoutly.
That's "Elvis," not "elves."
I can't build the toys.
You want me to be nice
but you're still naughty boys!

I may be as chubby as Santa.
But drive a big sleigh, I can't-a.
You think you're doing all right
here on Christmas night.
But I'll say you blew, blew, blew, blew Christmas!

(instrumental break)

That's "Elvis," not "elves."
I can't build the toys.
You want me to be nice
but you're still naughty boys!

I may be as chubby as Santa.
But drive a big sleigh, I can't-a.
You think you're doing all right
here on Christmas night.
But I'll say you blew, blew, blew, blew Christmas!

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alvin - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
he wouldn't fit down the chimney either...great job
littleCupCakes - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Sir, for the Elvis vs Elves line.

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