Song Parodies -> Free Credit Report: The Monkees
| Original Song Title: | "Daydream Believer" |
| Original Performer: | The Monkees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Free Credit Report: The Monkees" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Returning to a series.
What's the bill?
(Seven thousand!)
Okay, no reason to get excited, man.
Just because I came up sixty-five hundred short, you know?
(instrumental opening)
Oh, I could hide in the house
from that repo man, a louse.
I'd still be quite alarmed, that's why I sing.
But he rings, and I rise.
And he don't believe my cries.
My car is towed away, that really stings.
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien?
You once thought of me
as a rich man with the deed.
Now you know how sloppy I can be.
Whoa, and the good times gone again
without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do THEY really need?
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
(instrumental break)
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
(repeat 'til fade)
(Seven thousand!)
Okay, no reason to get excited, man.
Just because I came up sixty-five hundred short, you know?
(instrumental opening)
Oh, I could hide in the house
from that repo man, a louse.
I'd still be quite alarmed, that's why I sing.
But he rings, and I rise.
And he don't believe my cries.
My car is towed away, that really stings.
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien?
You once thought of me
as a rich man with the deed.
Now you know how sloppy I can be.
Whoa, and the good times gone again
without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do THEY really need?
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
(instrumental break)
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
when our... house is receivered
with a... big freaking lien!
(repeat 'til fade)
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?? What was thinking whoever got here first and gave you 5s on both pacing and "funniness" but a 1 overall?? Anyway, my 555 will leave you only 5945 short. :-)
big freaking fives...much better than the songs they play on the commercials
Not bad, not bad. 5-4-5.
This is another perfect jingle for the Free Credit Report commercials. Here, I'm willing to give you $555, but now you'll be $5390 short. Hope you could get a lot more. I really enjoyed your parody.
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