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Song Parodies -> "Can't You See (That Moron)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't You See (That Woman)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Marshall Tucker Band

Parody Song Title:

"Can't You See (That Moron)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Use a Southern rock band as the basis for a George W. Bash? Hey, if Southerners are too stupid to know they were better off under Clinton, then they're too stupid to vote.
(instrumental opening)

He's gonna take his limo
out of the White House
and I don't care where he goes.
Georgie's crimes are mountin'.
Thinks he's servin' the Lord.
Why he thinks that, no one knows.

Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

He's gonna ride the limo
out to Andrews
gonna board Air Force One.
That Repub
that mean ol' moron, Lord
he's sayin' goodbye.

Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

(instrumental break)

Gonna board the plane now.
Takin' right off now.
And I hope he don't come back.
Take him westbound.
All the way to Texas, now.
'Cause our land is on the wrong track.

Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
Whoa, can't you see?
What that moron
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(He's gonna take his limo)
Can't you see?
(out of the White House)
What that moron
(and I don't care where he goes.)
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(Georgie's crimes are mountin'.)
Can't you see?
(Thinks he's servin' the Lord.)
What that moron
(Why he thinks that, no one knows.)
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(He's gonna ride the limo)
Can't you see?
(out to Andrews)
What that moron
(gonna board Air Force One.)
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(That Repub)
Can't you see?
(that mean ol' moron, Lord)
What that moron
(he's sayin' goodbye.)
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(Gonna board the plane now.)
Can't you see?
(Takin' right off now.)
What that moron
(And I hope he don't come back.)
doin' in D.C.?

Can't you see?
(Take him westbound.)
Can't you see?
(All the way to Texas, now.)
What that moron
('Cause our land is on the wrong track.)
doin' in D.C.?

(repeat 'til fade)

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alvin rhodes - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
i can SEE it...just can't BELIEVE it
Tim Hall - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Only two more years to go! Keep the faith!
Red Ant - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for dissing Southerners in you opening comment. I voted for Clinton, and yes he was a better President than Bush.
Larry Hensley - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, awesome parody!
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I admit, Ant, that I should have said "certain Southerners." I apologize to you, James Carville, Paul Begala, Willie Nelson and Molly Ivins.
1323 - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
As far as I'm concerned, the only moron here is the one that wrote this piece of crap.
Michael Pacholek - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
As far as I'm concerned, the 29 percent who still join you are the pieces of crap.

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