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Song Parodies -> "Increase the Dose"

Original Song Title:

"And So It Goes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Increase the Dose"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Songs about drugs are still allowed, right? How about songs about overeating?
In every heart there is a clog.
Attacks are many, they are strong.
Can't heal the wounds of big meals past
before a new one comes along.

I spoke to you in muffled tones.
You answered me with no pretense:
You tell me that I ate too much.
My munching is my self-defense.

And every time I blow my nose
it hurts from cranium to corns.
Increase the dose, increase the dose.
It may not matter, I suppose.

But if my gorging made you leave
then that would be my worst mistake.
I'll share my hospital room with you
and you can watch my heart a-shake.

My arteries becoming closed
it's just as well for all I ate.
Increase the dose, increase the dose.
I'll have to pay it through the nose.

My diet now is planned by you
'cause you don't like the choice I make.
But you can have occlusions too
and you may face this shunting snake.

Increase the dose, increase the dose
or very stiff will be my pose.

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Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh... good one, though I thought for sure it was gonna be about Ozzy!
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the most beautiful/depressing song ever. Sorry if I really couldn't get into it parody wise. It was good nonetheless, although I probably woulda written "The Wayward Toes" about terrible NFL kickers, but hey that's just me. Good Job.
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Leave it to Pach to wreck one of my favorite tear jerker songs... I'll never get 'occlusions' out of my head now.... :-P
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Could've been worse: "In the middle of the earth, I go walkin'..."

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