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Song Parodies -> "Totally Drips On My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Drips On My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Partially inspired by Rick Duncan's "Runny Brown Ice Cream." The original is the best-known song that Jim Steinman wrote for someone other than Meat Loafwhich, if properly prepared, is also a food that can leave stains.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit hungry for a burger quarter pound.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of crispy little pretzels with beers.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little but nervous that the best-looking waitress passes by.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little meal badly fried but then I see my burger and fries.
(Turn around, cheese fries.)
Every now and then it falls apart!
(Turn around, cheese fries.)
Every now and then it falls apart!

(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I'm craving something wild.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit hopeless and I'm slurping like a child with a bib.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little big angry 'cause a 'tato skin has dropped to the ground.
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little meal badly fried but then I see my burger and fries.
(Turn around, cheese fries.)
Every now and then it falls apart!
(Turn around, cheese fries!)
Every now and then it falls apart!

And I need it now tonight!
But I can't hold it together!
Even if I hold it tight
I find the pickles have been severed!
And it don't matter if it's made right
'cause it will still end up wrong!
Together chefs will cook it up right into the night
But sauce and gravy, cheddar on me all of the time!
(All of the time!)
I don't know what to do, my white shirt's now gone dark!
My dinner's getting cold and now I just dropped my fork!

I'm really hungry tonight!
My dinner's gonna start tonight!
My dinner's gonna start to

Once upon a time I had food that I love.
Now my burger's falling apart.
There's nothing I can do.
It totally drips on my heart.

Once upon a time, food was light on my plate.
Now I'm reaching for dessert cart.
There's nothing I can say.
It totally drips on my heart.

(instrumental break)

(Turn around, cheese fries.)
Every now and then it falls apart!
(Turn around, cheese fries!)
Every now and then it falls apart!

And I need it now tonight!
But I can't hold it together!
Even if I hold it tight
I find the pickles have been severed!
And it don't matter if it's made right
'cause it will still end up wrong!
Together chefs will cook it up right into the night
But sauce and gravy, cheddar on me all of the time!
(All of the time!)
I don't know what to do, my white shirt's now gone dark!
My dinner's getting cold and now I just dropped my fork!

I'm really hungry tonight!
My dinner's gonna start tonight!
My dinner's gonna start to

Once upon a time I had food that I love.
Now my burger's falling apart.
There's nothing I can do.
It totally drips on my heart.

Once upon a time, food was light on my plate.
Now I'm reaching for dessert cart.
There's nothing I can say!
It totally drips on my heart!
It totally drips on my heart!

(Turn around, cheese fries!)

(Turn around, cheese fries, turn around!)

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alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
heartfelt
Tommy Turtle - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
OS was interesting for long, involved lines/meter. Congrats on taking on a "tough" one and chewing it into funny. Cholesterol level: 555
Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Very hearty parody!
Arwen - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Somehow I missed this the other day...it might have been because I was too busy gushing over the "Figurehead" parody...or it might have been because I was spot cleaning my blouse after dousing it with my lunch...; )

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