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Song Parodies -> "50 Reasons Mitt's a Loser"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Reasons Mitt's a Loser"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

"Hu's On First" did a variation on this.
(instrumental opening)

The problem is all inside his head for Mitt Romney.
The answer's easy, 'cause he's in the GOP.
He cannot help us in our wish to remain free.
There must be 50 reasons Mitt's a loser.

He thinks it's really not my business to intrude.
Furthermore, he thinks his meaning, media had misconstrued.
But I'll repeat myself, problem with the lying dude:
There must be 50 reasons Mitt's a loser.
50 reasons Mitt's a loser.

Couldn't slip past Barack, Jack.
Had a bad plan, Stan.
Flip-flopping's bad ploy, Roy.
And he just couldn't see.
All that birther fuss, Gus
he should not have discussed much.
Tied to much to the Tea, Lee
and Obama's home free.

You put the dog on the roof, Goof.
And you read the wrong poll, Noel.
47 percent, Gent?
That was stupidity.
And you listened to Trump, Chump.
He shoulda been a dumped rump!
Tied too much to the Tea, Lee
and Obama's home free.

Ann said it grieves her so, and now she's in such pain.
Karl Rove don't understand why they didn't win again.
I said I appreciate that!
So let me please explain about the 50 ways!

Limbaugh said he cannot sleep on it tonight.
There never will be a morning he'll begin to see the light.
So you guys kiss my @$$, because you're fools on the far right!
There must be 50 reasons Mitt's a loser.
50 reasons Mitt's a loser.

Stuck with the Bush tax, Jack.
Shoulda stuck with the truth, Ruth.
Lay off birth control, Cole
in perpetuity.
Don't insult the gays, Ray.
They'll strike in a big way!
Tied to much to the Tea, Lee
and Obama's home free.

You angered Michelle, Nell.
Also Sandra Fluke, Duke.
And every Latino, Joe.
So listen to me:
Be more moder-ate, Nate.
Lay off of the poor-hate!
Tied to much to the Tea, Lee
and Obama's home free!

(drum fadeout)

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Pacing: 3.8
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Total Votes: 13

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Patrick - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I used to have the rare original Paul Simon 45 rpm with all 50 ways. It was the size of a manhole cover.
Jeff in Richmond VA - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very similar to my style, and I like that. The GOP thugs on this site will crucify you--LOL. Wear a "1" like a badge of honor...it means you pissed em' off good!
2Eagle - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Join the other "tea" party - legalize Maui Wowie.
Dave W. - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I must confess, all differences aside I found this quite amusing ...definitely catching a glimpse of a happier camper here....
AFW - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Fitting review of the election outcome...and a good addition to the "50 Ways" archive
glen s - November 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots of great lines but 'dog on the roof. Foot's was inspired. Nice one mike
Meriadoc - November 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, I see you worked in the Tragic Car-Pet Ride... :)

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