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Song Parodies -> "Hiss"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Hiss"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Trust me: It works better with Sir Tommy Tightpants' version than with Prince Rogers Nelson falsetting it up.
You don't have to be beautiful
but your mind is gone!
We would punch your body, baby
from dusk 'til dawn!
With your wack experience
we'll tune you out!
And if it was all up to me
we'd show you what it's all about!

I don't care if you're rich, you make me hurl!
You won't ever be cool, or rule my world!
"STOP" is particular sign that you're compatible with!
We're gonna give you an extra BOO! and a

HISS!

Your record is so dirty, baby
and it sure don't impress me!
You really think you can hurt me, Mahmoud?
You can't even depress me!
"Holocaust is a fantasy"?
Well, maybe (baby) it's only yours!
And if it was all up to me
I'd show you some real force!

I don't care if you're rich, you make me hurl!
You won't ever be cool, or rule my world!
"STOP" is particular sign that you're compatible with!
We're gonna give you an extra BOO! and a

HISS!
Think you better split, now!

(instrumental break)

Women and girls, they want to leave
to get out of your world!
Act your age, Mahmoud!
(Not your shoe size!)
Not your shoe size!
And you look like a squirrel!
You're worse than the Shah's dynasty!
You really are, Mahmoud!
So Mister Ahmadinejad
get lost!
I'm proud to be rude!

I don't care if you're rich, you make me hurl!
You won't ever be cool, or rule my world!
"STOP" is particular sign that you're compatible with!
We're gonna give you an extra BOO! and a

HISS!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
HISS-sterical
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, the Shah sucked big time, but unfortunately, we supported him... Of course, the revolution wasn't exactly an improvement.... anyway... 5-5-5

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