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Song Parodies -> "The Chap That Tapped Your New Shoe"

Original Song Title:

"The Chattanooga Choo-Choo"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"The Chap That Tapped Your New Shoe"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

"God, guns and gays." Republican Senator Larry Craig of Idaho seems to be pretty well-versed in those tenets of right-wing conservatism. Well, in some tenets more than others.
Pardon me, boy
is that the chap that tapped your new shoe?
Senator Larry Craig.
And he ain't very vague.

He can't afford
to be the chap that tapped your new shoe.
He should not be that man
in the Twin Cities can.

He reached the Minneapolis airport 'bout a quarter to four.
Reached his hand under the wall to pooper next door.
He would spend a while
tapping on the tile
with his right-wing-tip a-looking for a smile.

When he asks if you're blowing sixty-and-nine
then you know that Larry Craig is not very fine.
Copper, go arrest him
go and then suggest him
that the U.S. Senate soon will be divestin'.

There's gonna be
a certain party at the station.
At that precinct house
Larry Craig is a louse.

Wife's gonna cry
when Larry tells her that he didn't roam.
That chap who tapped your new shoe
won't you shoo him on home?
Chap who tapped your new shoe
won't you shoo him on home?

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alvin - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
jaunty fun !
John Jenkins - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever title, clever parody.

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