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Song Parodies -> "Georgie's Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Georgie's Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -- Benjamin Franklin. Like him, I say these things for my country.
When I look back on all the crap come from the White House
it's a wonder we have lived at all.
And, yo, his bad imagination sure has hurt us now.
Iraq did not cause Twin Towers to fall.

Georgie's dumb!
He gives us those nice bright photos
and takes vacations each summer.
Makes you think all our land's a sunny day.
Whoa, yeah.

I got a lying leader.
He loves to make mojo gaffes.
Oh, mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!

If you took all the girls Bill Clinton fooled around with
and brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match the ones who've been made widows
and Georgie Bush looks worse now in hindsight.

Georgie's dumb!
He gives us those nice bright photos!
And takes vacations each summer!
Makes you think all our land's a sunny day!
Whoa, yeah!

I got a lying leader!
He loves to make mojo gaffes!
Oh, mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!

Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!

Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb!
This guy's a liar, he's a bum!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!

Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb!
Hoo-wee!
Mama, please take old Georgie Dumb away!

Oy vey!
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt. A Republican. And a war hero.

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alvin rhodes - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
especially liked the clinton verse

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