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Song Parodies -> "You're That Type of Guy"

Original Song Title:

"I'm That Type of Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

LL Cool J

Parody Song Title:

"You're That Type of Guy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Is this song directed at any guy in particular? Not really. There are several guys who fit the description.
You're the type of guy who thinks that Bush is good.
His heart is made of gold, instead of stone or wood.
I'm the type of guy who knows that isn't true.
He doesn't have a heart, and, no, neither do you.

He's that type of guy.
He's that type of guy.

You're the type of guy who thinks it was all right
to bust into Iraq and lie with all your might.
I'm the type of guy who hates the way it's sold
and why we go to war, the truth it must be told.

I'm that type of guy.
I'm that type of guy.

You're the type of guy who thinks that every Dem
is such immoral scum, and so to hell with them.
I'm the type of guy who knows that most Repubs
are stinking hypocrites, they're just amoral scrubs.

They're that type of guy.
They're that type of guy.

You're the type of guy who thinks that Bush is strong.
Decisive? Sure he is, and who cares if he's wrong?
I'm the type of guy who wants his President
to think it fully through before his last judgment.

I'm that type of guy.
I'm that type of guy.

You're the type of guy who's spreading lots of hate
who thinks conservatives must win 2008.
I'm the type of guy who hopes we last that far.
Survive the Bush regime, elect a liberal star.

Who's that type of guy?
Who's that type of guy?

You're the type of guy who hopes it's not a girl!
Especially Hillary, she'll really blow your world.
I'm the type of guy who'd love to see your face
if she should run and win, you'll wanna blow this place!

You're that type of guy.
You're that type of guy.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm the type of guy who's really not a guy, and I DKTOS, but your lyrics are good, and I voted for Bush but don't agree with everything he does, and I wouldn't mind a girl getting in, but I'd vote for Hillary Duff before Hillary Clinton.
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Royce. I think I may start a new poll on inthe00s.com on that!! Nice parody Michael. I'm the type of guy that doesn't worry about elections to much. It's the difference between voting for a lazy douche or a hard enema ( though since the latter only applies to men I vote for the douche, unless it's Hillary Clinton ).
Ethan Mawyer - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
are you sure you don't mean a giant douche or a turd sandwich? About the parody... i don't know the original song but i agree with most of the sentiments except i don't believe that all republicans are evil.
Red Ant to Ethan - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I couldn't remember that South park episode exactly so I parodied a parody ( so is that saying a parody once-removed? ).
Rex - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody makes me glad I'm a Whig.
RIck C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written, except for the end of the fourth verse. You are assuming that the President CAN think.....555
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I stand corrected, Rick. So does Bush. The difference is, I'm aware of it, he isn't.

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