Fun Music Information -> LL Cool J

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Band Name Origins:

Ladies Love Cool James. On an interview many moons ago, as he came on the scence Submitted by: Dave

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: James Todd Smith . Submitted by: Jac

Also known as: James Smith. Submitted by: Valencia

Strange Offspring Names:

Italia - This is a very pretty name that I love. Submitted by: CHRISTINE
Nina Simone Smith - LL Cool J's oldest daughter's name is Nina Simone. She is very beautiful. Submitted by: sean
Najee - About his son, his eldest child, Najee, he notes: "I didn't make him a junior, because I want him to exist on this planet as his own being and not be burdened by sharing my name. He'll have a totally different upbringing from mine." I kinda like the name Najee, but then there's something weird about it. It's still cute at the same time. Submitted by: Victoria
Naji - Submitted by: CATRECIA
Najee - Submitted by: Kenia
Unique Smith - She is just like her name. I admire LL Cool J for giving his daughter a name that fits her exactly. And by the way, as I keep trying to tell you, LL Cool J's real first name is JOE, not James. Submitted by: Aaerni
Samaria - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Are We Going?"	"Goin' Back To Cali," LL Cool J	Raphael
"Where's Captain Kirk?"	"Goin' Back To Cali," LL Cool J	spaceout

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"I'm That Type of Guy"	"You're That Type of Guy"	Michael Pacholek

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Mama Said Knock You Out	Boxing Industry	BooBoo Kitty
Paradise	Advertisement For A Cruise	Anna
Mama Said Knock You Out	Female Boxing Match	crazydon

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Who Do You Love?	Relationship Counselling	lady cutie
Mama Said Knock You Out	Child Daycare Center	Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out	Child Abuse Helpline	Ed
I Need A Beat	Domestic Violence Hotline	Marv

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
One Hot Mama Trace Adkins	Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	One Hot Mama Said Knock You Out So I did!	Ed
Hot Mama Trace Adkins	Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Hot Mama Said Knock You Out	crazydon
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Wipe Out The Beach Boys	Mama Said Wipe You Out I'm suing you for every penny you've got!	Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Outside The Fixx	Mama Said Knock You Outside	soul
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

LL Coolio J

LL Cool J combined with Coolio

Submitted By: Dak

Misheard Lyrics:

"Jingling Baby" Misheard Lyrics: They're jiggling, baby. Original Lyrics: They're jingling, baby.	"Around The Way Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Perm in your hair or even a curly beave. Original Lyrics: Perm in your hair or even a curly weave.
"Around The Way Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Honey go to connections, music cafe. Original Lyrics: Honey coated complexion, using Camay.	"I Can't Live Without My Radio" Misheard Lyrics: My radio's banned from the Boulevard. Original Lyrics: My radio's bad from the Boulevard.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Around The Way Girl"

Misheard Lyrics:

Perm in your hair or even a curly beave.

Original Lyrics:

Perm in your hair or even a curly weave.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave

I thought ll was singing profanity, until I saw the lyrics one day and figured out it was me who had the dirty mind.

Funny Lyrics:

"I'm Bad"

The Funny Lyrics:

forget oreos, eat Cool J cookies

Why They're Funny:

What do Cool J cookies taste like? Hmmm

Submitted by: Angel36

"Hey Lova"

The Funny Lyrics:

hey lova x 2 this is more than a crush

Why They're Funny:

yes, ll, it is more than crush- its an obsession. to the girl who this song is about: seek legal advice... and maybe a restraining order.

Submitted by: kinky jane

Repetitive Lyrics:

"lougin (who do you love remix)"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Who do you love? Are you for sure? x 8

Why They're Repetitive:

how many times do you have to repeat this question in the song!! i know one thing- i dont love you and thats for sure!

Submitted by: Sexi Inga

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"I've Changed"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

The voicemail that you left me was scoldin
Hot enough to burn a hole in a cauldron

Why They're Nonsensical:

...Or anything else for that matter if it's so scolding. Why specifically a cauldron? Ah, for rhyming reasons. And who would've thought LL would be the cauldron type? I know he isn't that renowned for his lyrical expertise but some of the stuff he comes up with is enough to send one's head reeling.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Control Myself"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Her top was short and purple
Had me dancing in circles

Why They're Nonsensical:

I didn't realise Cool J had some adverse psychological reaction to short purple items, which makes him violently spasmodic. One of the most hilariously dire couplets I've heard so far this year.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.