Fun Music Information -> LL Cool J

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Band Name Origins:

Ladies Love Cool James. On an interview many moons ago, as he came on the scence Submitted by: Dave

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: James Todd Smith . Submitted by: Jac

Also known as: James Smith. Submitted by: Valencia

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Italia - This is a very pretty name that I love. Submitted by: CHRISTINE
Nina Simone Smith - LL Cool J's oldest daughter's name is Nina Simone. She is very beautiful. Submitted by: sean
Najee - About his son, his eldest child, Najee, he notes: "I didn't make him a junior, because I want him to exist on this planet as his own being and not be burdened by sharing my name. He'll have a totally different upbringing from mine." I kinda like the name Najee, but then there's something weird about it. It's still cute at the same time. Submitted by: Victoria
Naji - Submitted by: CATRECIA
Najee - Submitted by: Kenia
Unique Smith - She is just like her name. I admire LL Cool J for giving his daughter a name that fits her exactly. And by the way, as I keep trying to tell you, LL Cool J's real first name is JOE, not James. Submitted by: Aaerni
Samaria - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"I'm Indestructible," Jack Jones	"That's A Lie," LL Cool J
"Two Plus Two Equals Five," Radiohead	"That's A Lie," LL Cool J
"I Am You," Depeche Mode	"That's A Lie," LL Cool J
"We Never Danced To A Love Song," The Manhattans	"You Can't Dance," LL Cool J
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Can't Lie Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"

Lucy Crosland

Change a Letter:

"I've Charged" originally "I've Changed"

Alina

"I Can't Give Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"

Eac Zeffron

"I Can't Love Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"

We do hope LL Cool J is kidding about that!

Eac Zeffron

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"You Can't Dance"	"You Can't Play"	Matthias
"Phenomenon"	"Something Fishy is Going On"	Below Average Dave
"Paradise"	"Symbolise"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Control Myself"	"Patrol The Pool"	Blaydeman
"I'm That Type of Guy"	"You're That Type of Guy"	Michael Pacholek

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Mama Said Knock You Out	Boxing Industry	BooBoo Kitty
Paradise	Advertisement For A Cruise	Anna
Mama Said Knock You Out	Female Boxing Match	crazydon

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Who Do You Love?	Relationship Counselling	lady cutie
Mama Said Knock You Out	Child Daycare Center	Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out	Child Abuse Helpline	Ed
I Need A Beat	Domestic Violence Hotline	Marv

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
One Hot Mama Trace Adkins	Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	One Hot Mama Said Knock You Out So I did!	Ed
Hot Mama Trace Adkins	Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Hot Mama Said Knock You Out	crazydon
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Wipe Out The Beach Boys	Mama Said Wipe You Out I'm suing you for every penny you've got!	Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J	Outside The Fixx	Mama Said Knock You Outside	soul
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

LL Cool PJ Harvey

LL Cool J combined with PJ Harvey

Submitted By: Chris Caldwell

LL Coolio J

LL Cool J combined with Coolio

Submitted By: Dak

Misheard Lyrics:

"Headsprung" Misheard Lyrics: They call me big L.A. Used to date Shelly. Now I date Freddy. Original Lyrics: They call me Big L'y, big Silly, big money, big billy	"Going Back To Cali" Misheard Lyrics: She said she likes the old sh*t Original Lyrics: She said she likes the ocean
"I'm Bad" Misheard Lyrics: Not a puncher or a hunter from a rap cool large(?) Original Lyrics: Not a punter or a hunter from a raccoon lodge	"Around The Way Girl" Misheard Lyrics: I need a rugby girl, That's the one for me Original Lyrics: I need an around the way girl, That's the one for me
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Around The Way Girl"

Misheard Lyrics:

Perm in your hair or even a curly beave.

Original Lyrics:

Perm in your hair or even a curly weave.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave

I thought ll was singing profanity, until I saw the lyrics one day and figured out it was me who had the dirty mind.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I'm Bad"

The Funny Lyrics:

forget oreos, eat Cool J cookies

Why They're Funny:

What do Cool J cookies taste like? Hmmm

Submitted by: Angel36

"Hey Lova"

The Funny Lyrics:

hey lova x 2 this is more than a crush

Why They're Funny:

yes, ll, it is more than crush- its an obsession. to the girl who this song is about: seek legal advice... and maybe a restraining order.

Submitted by: kinky jane

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"lougin (who do you love remix)"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Who do you love? Are you for sure? x 8

Why They're Repetitive:

how many times do you have to repeat this question in the song!! i know one thing- i dont love you and thats for sure!

Submitted by: Sexi Inga

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Loungin'"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

But she wanna make love all night long,
I'm gone!

Why They're Nonsensical:

You're gone? Wouldn't you rather stay?!!! Is she really that ugly that you don't wanna stay?

Submitted by: Keeke

"I've Changed"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

The voicemail that you left me was scoldin
Hot enough to burn a hole in a cauldron

Why They're Nonsensical:

...Or anything else for that matter if it's so scolding. Why specifically a cauldron? Ah, for rhyming reasons. And who would've thought LL would be the cauldron type? I know he isn't that renowned for his lyrical expertise but some of the stuff he comes up with is enough to send one's head reeling.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Going Back To Cali"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I'm going back to Cali,
Cali, Cali, I'm going back to Cali.
Huh I don't think so.

Why They're Insincere:

I wish he would make up his mind.

Submitted by: Celeste

"I Need Love"

The Insincere Lyrics:

You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle

Why They're Insincere:

The jacket gimmick just doesn't work when your in the city and not in 16th century England. Plus back scratching is not romantic at all.

Submitted by: rapster

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Mama Say Knock You Out"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I gotta thank God
Cause he gave me the strength to rock hard!

Why They're Misrhymed:

God and hard don't rhyme, if you listen to when ll Cool J says the line, he pronounces 'hard' like 'hod' so that it does somewhat.

Submitted by: Aman Virdy

"Paradise"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I'll take you to paradise
'paradise is very nice'

Why They're Misrhymed:

come on how tacky is that!!

Submitted by: Toni

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag..."

The Dirty Lyrics:

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Gettin' Crushed by Buildings

Why They're Dirty:

I did not realize this song was dirty when I was a kid. He actually says before the song starts, "The art of makin' love..." I'm surprised there is not more Hip-Hop and R&B on this site.

Submitted by: LiLac22281