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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> LL Cool J

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for LL Cool J that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for LL Cool J on amIright currently.

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"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey go to connections, music cafe.
Original Lyrics:
Honey coated complexion, using Camay.
"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a rugby girl,
That's the one for me
Original Lyrics:
I need an around the way girl,
That's the one for me
"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a runaway girl, That's the one for me
Original Lyrics:
I needed an around the way girl, That's the one for me
"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perm in your hair or even a curly beave.
Original Lyrics:
Perm in your hair or even a curly weave.
"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me shook down, shook down, shook down
Oh and you kill me!
Original Lyrics:
You got me shook down, shook down, shook down
On your loving
"Around The Way Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me shook up, shook up, shook up all the fluffy
Original Lyrics:
You got me shook up, shook down, shook up, oh you shook me
"Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your ancestors
The ocean is horny
Original Lyrics:
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
"Doin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I love a d***down.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, my lover dig down.
"Doin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
My papa's in Queens
She was raised out in Brooklyn.
Original Lyrics:
I represent Queens
She was raised out in Brooklyn.
"Going Back To Cali" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she likes the old sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She said she likes the ocean
"Headsprung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody get a Haitian.
Original Lyrics:
And we 'bout to get our headsprung.
"Headsprung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got an eight inch sponge.
Original Lyrics:
And we bout to get our headsprung.
"Headsprung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me big L.A. Used to date Shelly. Now I date Freddy.
Original Lyrics:
They call me Big L'y, big Silly, big money, big billy
"Hey Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ing on your thighs in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Kissing on your thighs in the moonlight
"Hey, Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your man sway love you.
Original Lyrics:
Your man swear he love you.
"Hush featuring 7 Aurelius"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hospital wanna let you know.
Original Lyrics:
Hush baby, wanna let you know.
"Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna fingertouch.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel your touch.
"I Can't Live Without My Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Def sounds hit
Mariah front and back.
Original Lyrics:
Def sounds in my ride
Yes, the front and back.
"I Can't Live Without My Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My radio's banned from the Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
My radio's bad from the Boulevard.
"I Can't Live Without My Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwin' rocks at my neighbors with the heavy bass
Original Lyrics:
Terrorizing my neighbors with the heavy bass.
"I Shot Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a hit?
Gimme an hour 'cuz I'm pinnin' a f**.
Original Lyrics:
You want a hit?
Gimme an hour, plus a pen and a pad.
"I Shot Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a hit?
Gimme an hour 'cuz I've been in the past
or
You want a hit?
Gimme an apple, plus a pen and a pad
Original Lyrics:
You want a hit?
Gimme an hour, plus a pen and a pad
"I'm Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My tonsil chism is composition scorcher, I'm bad!
Original Lyrics:
My tongue's the chisel in this composition sculpture, I'm bad
"I'm Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a puncher or a hunter from a rap cool large(?)
Original Lyrics:
Not a punter or a hunter from a raccoon lodge
"I'm Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When i retire, I'll get worshipped like an old bag of s***.
Original Lyrics:
When I retire, I'll get worshipped like an old battleship.
"Jingling Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken wing baby
Original Lyrics:
They're jingling, baby.
"Jingling Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're jiggling, baby.
Original Lyrics:
They're jingling, baby.
"Luv You Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get screwed by Uncle LL.
Original Lyrics:
Get schooled by Uncle LL.
"Luv You Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is for my newborn.
Original Lyrics:
This is for my number one.
"Luv You Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is for my newborn.
Original Lyrics:
This is for my number one.
"Make It Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Little, go sip a little malt, here's one.
Original Lyrics:
Trick a little though, sip a little moe, peace one.
"Make It Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goldilocks fowlin' up my naked wrists.
Original Lyrics:
Golden rocks fallin' off my neck and wrists.
"Make It Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me feel like a Big Mac, holla' back.
Original Lyrics:
Make me feel like I'm method out and all that.
"Make It Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We into Mecca, moley, roley, p***in' in.
Original Lyrics:
We in the mecca, moey, rollie glistenin'.
"Make it Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I taste like a ape
You freeze and start chokin'.
Original Lyrics:
I taste like an eighth
Ya freeze and start chokin'.
"Mama Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it!
Original Lyrics:
Damage!
"Mama Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' my p**** and puttin' suckas in fear.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' my peers and puttin' suckas in fear.
"Mama Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' my peanuts and puttin' suckas in fear
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' my peers and puttin' suckas in fear
"Mama Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' my peanuts
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' my peers
"Mama Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleaded knocked you out
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna knock you out
"Mamma Said Knock You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmoset knock you out
Original Lyrics:
Mamma said knock you out
"Mr. Smith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Smith you got the Sh*t soda
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Smith you got the sh*t sewed up
"Phenomenon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's looking for number nine
Original Lyrics:
Something like a phenomenon
"Phenomenon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something like a bananaman
Original Lyrics:
Something like a phenomenon
"Phenomenon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something like a bananana
Original Lyrics:
Something like a phenomenon
"U Can't F*** With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care about you in the trade.
or
I don't care about you in the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care about your imagery.
"U Can't F*** With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what you in the drain
or
I don't care about you're in the trade
or
I don't care about you're in the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care about your imagery.
"U Can't F*** With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my b**** wit' no drawls and no brawls.
Original Lyrics:
I love my b**** wit' no drawers and no bras.

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