-> "Really Patient Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Really Patient Man"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
There's a man whose ballpark's known as Wrigley.
Whenever his team loses games, it's bigly.
Aw, with every game they lose
he digs Chicago "Blues."
Odds are, they will lose again tomorrow.
Really patient man!
Really patient man!
The Cubs have lost forever.
Ain't takin' away his shame.
Since 1908, they ain't won it all.
To them, it ain't called "autumn," it's called "fall."
Great joy they haven't felt
since Teddy Roosevelt.
Odds are, they will lose again tomorrow.
Really patient man!
Really patient man!
The Cubs have lost forever.
Ain't takin' away his shame.
(insrumental break)
Really patient man!
Really patient man!
The Cubs have lost forever.
Ain't takin' away his shame.
Swooning in September in the Sixties.
And then choking in October in the Eighties.
Aw, no, 2003 did slip.
Steve Bartman, he's such a drip.
Odds are, they will lose again tomorrow.
Really patient man!
Really patient man!
The Cubs have lost forever.
Ain't takin' away his shame.
Really patient man!
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