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Song Parodies -> "Right-Wingers Can Kiss My Moon"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone's Gone to the Moon"

Original Performer:

Jonathan King

Parody Song Title:

"Right-Wingers Can Kiss My Moon"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The title might be a test of the censor, but I think it's worth it. This is an answer to the coward who doesn't allow us to comment on his insane, bigoted right-wing parodies. I almost gave him a 2 for his version of this song, simply because it was to this song, which I like and is rarely parodied. But I thought, why ruin his perfect record... a broken record, and not of the kind Barry Bonds is pursuing?
Democrats winning... on "West Wing."
Next time, we'll make it... the real thing.
Bush dragging Repubs... to their doom.
Right-wingers can... kiss my moon.

Al Gore, John Kerry... Hillary?
Or someone else, who... will it be?
When they're elected... we'll sing nice tune.
Right-wingers can kiss my moon.

Long time ago, what had we done?
Everyone fooled by Dim Son.

Policies rightward... make us scream.
Repubs in Congress... will get creamed.
Two thousand eight, we'll... be in bloom.
Right-wingers can kiss my moon!
Right-wingers can kiss my moon!
Right-wingers can kiss my moon!
Note: I wish I knew who was the first to call Bush "Dim Son," but it wasn't William Tong, who nonetheless has used the phrase with glee, with glee... as Georgie the right-wing snowjob, he goes down, way down, in history. I've also forgotten who first called Bush "Third Reich From the Son."

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Rick C - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! 555 Michael, since you mentioned Bonds, have you seen his rookie card yet? If not, PM me on the message board, leave your email address and I'll send it to you.
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Good RW trounce
2Eagle - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one 555. By the way, the Republicans should have won on West Wing. If a Democrat is in office for two terms the Republicans are likely to win the next election. I would love to have seen that series continue with Alan Alda as president.
Rexwell - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Liberal bigot.
Rex - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
That wasn't me. I would have liked to see more perfect rhyming, like "Two thousand eight, can't... come to soon". But an effective statement nonetheless.
Tommy Turtle - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
That's easy: If they don't allow comments, don't read the song..... What the "not-well" Rex said. (lol Rex :)
Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this parody's goin' to the moon! 555's
carol - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give it to you Michael, this one was well said. The extreme RW don't mind at all calling anyone who doesn't march in complete lockstep with them every name under the sun, let them have a dose of their own medicine. 555
Lurker - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Polack Mike ... If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous. Your ultra-liberal Demo(n)cRat Party has "flat-lined," because its platform has planks that are rejected by 55 to 90% of the public (depending on the issue). Maybe you should have figured out by now that there is something wrong with your thinking and that of Shrillary Rotten Clinton, Jean Francois Kerry, Moe Howard Dean, and the rest of your crowd -- which is why the vastly better party has the White House, Senate, and House of Representatives. You big dope!
Immoral Liberal - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh fascist Lurker? Perhaps I read the lastest (dis)approval ratings of Dubya in correctly - approximately 2/3 of the country think he's doing a rotten job. Is Delay in jail yet? Oh, that's right, invoked the name of god in his last speech, so all is forgiven. Again, you right-wing crusaders impeached the great Bill Clinton for consensual sex; should the dumb Dubya be tried for treason? I think execution follows such a conviction. Ok fascist lurker, now go back to having sex in the missionary position - and for procreation only. And don't use birth control - remember you fascists now are looking to repeal Griswold. Piss off the Republicans, elect Hillary in 2008.
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
With all due respect, I.L., and you're right about everything else in your comment, I would prefer to elect Hillary because she's the best available option... if she actually is, and I'm not sure she is. There's also the option of second runs for Gore and Kerry, both of whom earned it, even if they did blow sure things. There's also the possibility of Biden our time, crossing over with John Edwards, Richardson sending us a Bill, getting Bayh with Evan, panning for Feingold, getting totally blitzed by Wes Clark, Marking our ballots for Warner, and Governor Tom Vilsack of Iowa has been considered (but I don't have an atrocious pun for him). I'll admit, none of them excites me at the moment, but who has the Dark Side got? Cheney, Condi and Jeb all say they won't run, but we know what their word is worth: A total equal to Lurker's IQ. John McCain is probably the frontrunner, but except for campaign-finance reform, he's a hardline right-winger and unacceptable. St. Rudy Giuliani can't win because of moral issues, and while I wouldn't mind having him as my town's Mayor or sitting next to him at a Yankee game, I wouldn't want him as my country's chief executive. George Pataki is a joke, perhaps ending forever the idea that the Governor of New York should automatically be considered for the Presidency. Senator George Allen Jr. of Virginia has all the zeal of his father, the late Hall of Fame football coach, and none of the common sense. Mitt Romney is no cinch to be re-elected Governor of Massachusetts this fall. Bill Frist is hopeless, and if the GOP loses the Senate this fall, it'll be largely the fault of that outgoing Majority Leader that their next floor manager will be the Minority Leader. And, with all due respect, Lurker... I say nothing.
linda - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
~~ Michael ~~ ~~ I found your notes above and below your song to be more interesting by far than your song. You mentioned a ”coward who doesn’t allow us to comment on his insane, bigoted right-wing parodies” " and then right below your parody, you mention William Tong! Isn’t he the “coward who doesn’t allow us to comment on his insane, bigoted, left wing parodies”? ~~ ~ ~ ~~ Then there is your parody in the middle ~~ one that shows off yet another one of your "insane, bigoted left-wing parodies" ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ah humor! ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ However, even w/all your utter artificiality, you’ll still must share the title for most hypocritical contributor on this page w/your counterpart, (the local truck stop proprietor), Carol " with her bright comment! She has proven to be your equal when it comes to being incredibly hypocritical in a consistant way. ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ... I DO AGREE w/ you & share your hope that Hillary runs in 2008 ~~ ~~ That be a dream come true! You should email her and plead your case, (knowing that you are 'all-knowing', she may just listen to you, lets hope!) ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ Re: McCain, oh but a nice try’ bud, however, he’d never win the nomination (unless a drastic situation occurred) -- mainly because (as bold your statement about him being “a hard-line right-winger” was), he is FAR FROM BEING “A HARD-LINE-RIGHT WINGER” " ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ (and either you know that and are taking up lying in bulk, or you need to find more study time before the bold statements are made, you know?) ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ (It’s never a good idea to talk from out of the opposite side of your own mascot’s front end)! ~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ About your “unacceptable" declaration; You are a such a hoot aren't ya " gotta love that!

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