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Song Parodies -> "Kardashians"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Kardashians"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

It's 9:00 on a Saturday.
I'm watching my television.
There's a crazy chick I see on the channel called E!
making love to some tonic and gin.

She says, "Lamar, can you get me a drink refill?"
He's not really sure how it goes.
But she's cute and she's sweet and he loves her complete
no matter what her style of clothes.

La, da-da, da-de-dah...
la-da, da-de-dah, da-dum...

Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Keeping up with them tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for some comedy.
But something about them ain't right.

Now, Bruce was a star in the Seventies.
He won track gold in Montreal.
Now he's married to Kris, and must be thinking this:
"Her girls, they drive me up the wall."

He says, "Kris, I believe this is killing me"
and the smile runs away from his face.
"Well, I wish we'd never become TV stars."
So two girls find Miami place.

Oh, la, da-da, da-de-dah...
la-da, da-de-dah, da-dum...

Now Scott is the father of Mason but
he still won't make Kourtney a wife.
And just so you know he... is worried that Khloe
will beat him within an inch of his life.

And now Kim dumps yet another football star.
Doesn't like that the Cowboys get stoned.
She's not sharing the drinks with her sisters 'cause
last time she did, she hugged the throne!

(instrumental break)

Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Keeping up with them tonight.
Well, we're all on the mood to watch Kim's booty.
We're hoping her dress is so tight.

It's a pretty good show on the Saturday.
And each one of them gives me a smile.
'Cause I know that on E! there's good stuff I will see
and forget about sports for a while.

And they "DASH" from L.A. to Miami Beach
and New York, they will open one here.
And they'll sit at the bar, and they might go too far.
But at least they'll be strong at the rear!

Oh, la, da-da, da-de-dah...
la-da, da-de-dah, da-dum...

Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Keeping up with them tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for some comedy
and laughing with all of our might.

(instrumental close)

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Old Man Ribber - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Michael - Well done. At times, I find the Cardassians (Star Trek - Deep Space Nine) on the whole much more admirable. ;D
Andy Primus - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know the show, but it's good to see you not doing so many about US politics lately. I rarely read anyone's US political stuff, which is hardly surprising being that I'm a Brit! I bet if there were multiple entries about the Miliband brothers (who? - exactly!) every day, then It wouldn't be long before you ran out of interest in them. I like seeing someone doing multiples of the same song as well.
John Barry - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
This is Greek (Armenian, actually, I guess), but I like it.
BonnieB - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Highly entertaining, Michael, and scarily accurate portrayal of the whole bunch. lol
NorCalSnowBunny - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . . Oh, we're Kar-dashing thru the snow . . . . ~OJ~ made his escape . . . . then he flipped his bade !
Rebekah Dub - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
One of my longtime fans is a Kardashian fan. If it's OK, I'd like to share this song with her. Very entertaining!
Rebekah Dub - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
*friends. I meant FRIENDS! Though friends do good fans make. =)

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