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Song Parodies -> "Homer Hanky"

Original Song Title:

"Hanky Panky"

Original Performer:

Tommy James & the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Homer Hanky"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Any fans of the Minnesota Twins? This is for you!
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah.

Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah.

I saw her sittin' on the first-base line.
Yeah, you know she's rootin' for the Twins every time.
A pretty little girl at the Metrodome.
Hey, Minny baby, can I take you home?
In eighty-seven, and in ninety-one, yeah, she won!

Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah.

(guitar break)

I saw her sittin' on the first-base line.
Yeah, you know she's rootin' for the Twins every time.
A pretty little girl at the Metrodome.
Hey, Minny baby, can I take you home?
In eighty-seven, and in ninety-one, yeah, she won!

Come on, let's hit it one more time, let's go!
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah.

Come on, let's hit it one more time, let's go!
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah, my baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
My baby waves the Homer Hanky.
Yeah.

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Bob Gomez - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Michael. I'm a Giants fan, but I still liked the idea and the song. Got anything for Barry "U.S." Bonds? d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Not yet, but you probably wouldn't like it if I did. As far as I'm concerned, Roger Maris still holds the record. Talk about your asterisks: No steroids, no cork, no football pad on his elbow. AND he hit home runs just 12 hours after picking Mickey Mantle up outside bars. But I still rooted for the Giants last October. I don't like L.A. teams, and let's get real, Anaheim is part of L.A.
Twins Fan! - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the song! now where can i get a copy of it?
jjswol@twinstrivia.com - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Can I e-mail you a question? Thanks.
Christie Marie M - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
At first, I thought this was going to be about Homer Simpson. But great parody anyways!

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