So you met someone, a lady named Edith Galt.
Goody, Woody!
So you fell in love, and say that it's not your fault.
Goody, Woody!
So you run re-election for
to say "He kept us out of war."
But the submarines attacked us
and now you've got a chore!

So you lie awake since peace has gone out of sight.
Goody, Woody!
So the Germans think our boys are dynamite.
Hooray and hallelujah!
The cheers are coming to ya!
Goody, Woody, for you!
Goody, Woody, for me!
And now we are satisfied, you rascal, you! Hey!

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So you took a boat to Paris to talk it out.
Goody, Woody!
So you heard the French and British just scream and shout.
Goody, Woody!
So the world's map you redrew
but the Fourteen Points they blew
and the Senate won't pass the Treaty
and now how do you do!

So you lie in bed, can't move at all on one side.
Goody, Woody!
So you think to another war our world will slide?
Too bad you right-predicted
our world has re-conflicted!
That's no-goody for us!
That's no-goody for you!
Your prophecy fulfilled!
Way too much blood has been spilled!
And it might happen again with W!