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Song Parodies -> "Goody Woody"

Original Song Title:

"Goody Goody"

Original Performer:

Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers

Parody Song Title:

"Goody Woody"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Woodrow Wilson was almost never called Woody. Except maybe by the two Mrs. Wilsons. And possibly Mrs. Peck. (Johnny D will no doubt write his own punchline.)
So you met someone, a lady named Edith Galt.
Goody, Woody!
So you fell in love, and say that it's not your fault.
Goody, Woody!
So you run re-election for
to say "He kept us out of war."
But the submarines attacked us
and now you've got a chore!

So you lie awake since peace has gone out of sight.
Goody, Woody!
So the Germans think our boys are dynamite.
Hooray and hallelujah!
The cheers are coming to ya!
Goody, Woody, for you!
Goody, Woody, for me!
And now we are satisfied, you rascal, you! Hey!

(instrumental break)

So you took a boat to Paris to talk it out.
Goody, Woody!
So you heard the French and British just scream and shout.
Goody, Woody!
So the world's map you redrew
but the Fourteen Points they blew
and the Senate won't pass the Treaty
and now how do you do!

So you lie in bed, can't move at all on one side.
Goody, Woody!
So you think to another war our world will slide?
Too bad you right-predicted
our world has re-conflicted!
That's no-goody for us!
That's no-goody for you!
Your prophecy fulfilled!
Way too much blood has been spilled!
And it might happen again with W!

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John Barry - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I smell a same-title parody with different subject matter coming up from someone.
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
yep, i was sure this was going there, too...great old to sing along to...5s
Chris Brosnahan - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody....most will not remember Wilson or the League of Nations, nor the 14 points,,,It was not sub attacks, but the Zimmerman Telegram that got us inbto WWI, Now the invasion from Mexico is a reality, almost one hundred years after that infamous e-mail is

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