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Song Parodies -> "Wreck the Hulls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"Wreck the Hulls"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A twist on one of my usual M.O.'s.
Wreck the hulls of iron ore-ship.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Church in Detroit, go to worship.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
November winds have imperiled.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Ship known as "Edmund Fitzgerald."
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

Wreck the hulls in North Atlantic.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Of the ship known as "Titanic."
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Said I needed ice for drinking!
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Now the great big ship is sinking!
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

Wreck the hulls, it's quite a hassle.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
On the ship called "Morro Castle."
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Am I seasick, stomach churning?
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Off of Jersey, ship is burning.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

Wreck the hulls, it's not good for ya.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
On the ship "Andrea Doria."
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!
Maybe Christmas will be merry.
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Aboard the Staten Island Ferry.
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi, Oy-yi-yi-yi!

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Patrick - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Wo ist der Wilhelm Gustloff? Has anyone ever tried to salvage the Andrea Doria? I heard there was a custom Chrysler show car on board, built in Italy for exhibition purposes. The Andrea Doria sinking was far better documented, fewer lives were lost. Just read that the Stockholm, which rammed and sank the Andrea Doria, is still operating as a cruise ship, under the name Athena.
John Barry - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
A shipshape parody.
Pete - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Extra funny, because it's like a Jewish Christmas song.
Old Man Ribber - December 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Michael - This definitely gives me a sinking feeling! You are well-versed in maritime disasters. "Lots of sinking ships in hokum...Don't forget the General Slocum!" ;D
Alpha Skua - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Titanic,Lusitania and Andra Doria and he Dona Paz
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Wilhelm Gustloff, Goya, Cap Arcona, Oria, Steuben...

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