-> "Did You Ever Think That Bush Had a Mind?"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Did You Ever Think That Bush Had a Mind?"
The Lyrics
Did you ever think that Bush had a mind?
That he really would not leave no child behind?
Conservative he ain't, and he sure ain't kind.
Did you ever think that Bush had a mind?
He says Kerry just can't seem to decide.
But he's not the one who saw Iraq and just lied
and sent all those soldiers, and they have now died.
So Bush should've waited more to decide.
Sometimes you get a guy who's nice, seems honest and funny
who says that he's tough, and, hey, it's your money.
And just when you think he's the best in the world
he tosses you aside like a silly college girl.
And then you know that Bush don't have a strong mind.
He's leaving the children and the soldiers behind.
Conservative he ain't, and he sure ain't kind.
Did you ever think that Bush had a mind?
(instrumental break)
He comes back from his Crawford ranch, with sunburn and blister
and then he acts less mature than your baby sister.
When we had his father, we left him behind.
Let's say, "Better go home son, you don't got no mind!"
And John Kerry is our guy, we decide.
He'll fix the economy and restore our pride.
There's so many changes his first term will ride.
But he's the easy choice for us to decide.
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