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Song Parodies -> "Mel, Whoa, Where Are You"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Mary Lou"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Mel, Whoa, Where Are You"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!
Oy, where are you?
We're so dismayed at you!
Who knew? You drank brew.
It's off the chart!
So, Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!

Passed me by one sunny day.
It's your driving made me pray.
And ooh, it wasn't film about the Lord.
For too much Scotch with too much ice
the ticket, sure, you'll pay the price.
But bad publicity you can't afford!

Hey, hey.
Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!
Oy, where are you?
We're so dismayed at you!
Who knew? You drank brew.
It's off the chart!
So, Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!

(guitar break)

I smelled your breath, I heard your voice.
Believe me, I just had no choice.
Wild horses couldn't give B'rith no B'nai!
So what you said that moonlit night.
To say that stuff, you had the right.
But it sure made you look dumb anyway!

Hey, hey.
Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!
Oy, where are you?
We're so dismayed at you!
Who knew? You drank brew.
It's off the chart!
So, Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!
So, Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!
So, Mel, whoa, where are you?
You old fart!

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alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
you're on fire today
Spoof-Man - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll argree!!
Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
If I'm on fire, then I'd better stay away from Mel's breath!
R. S. Leergaard - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL. Someone is seriously teed off at Mel. To forgive is divided... or something like that.

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