(drum opening)

I got the dog out of chair
so I can sit in my chair.
I bring guitar to my chair
so I can play in my chair.

This is gonna be funny.
A video that's really funny.
It's gonna be plenty of funny.
Maybe a little wild.

So won't you take time?
Three minutes, 50 seconds' time?
While we're on the subject of time...
That clock is
That clock is
That clock is
That clock is
That clock and
that book are
whoa, wild.

I got this weird video.
It really is weird, you know.
The weirdest you've seen, I'm sure
since "Magical Myst'ry Tour."

This time the parrot bobs
and crossed swords wave and lob.
I knew if I put my mind to it
I'd show Paul I really can do it!

I got my bird bobbing, whoo!
Deer talks, too!
I got my bird bobbing, whoo!
Warthog, too!

And I think I want money!
The drawer in my desk spouts money!
The Taxman won't get my money.
Not Maggie or Neil.

I'm gonna do dance!
A backflip and silly dance!
Not really me who's doing the dance.
Stunt double!
Stunt double!
Stunt double!
Stunt double!
Stunt double!
Stunt double?
Real?

(instumental break)

I got myself back in chair.
My dance is done, back in chair.
I got myself back in chair.
My dance is done, back in chair.

This time you know it's real.
The real George, that's the deal.
I knew, if I put my mind to it
this video, I wouldn't have blew it!

But it had to take money!
A whole lot of spending money!
To move all these objects took money
to do it right, child.

It had to take time!
Stop-motioning filming time!
It had to take patience and time.
But...
we got it
we got it
we got it
we got it
we got it
we got it
right!

Deer sings song!
Hog sings song!
Wig on bust?
Eyes, can't trust!
Saxopipe?
Flowers sing!
Painting snaps?
Bear is trapped!
Good night, folks!
Good night, folks!
(repeat 'til fade)