-> "I'm President the 8th, I Am"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm President the 8th, I Am"
The Lyrics
I'm President the 8th, I am!
President named Martin Van Buren!
I was born 1782
under American flag, just like you
but the seven before me wore born British
(Born British!)
before our great Revolution!
(Yes, sir!)
I'm the first born an American!
President the 8th I am!
Second term? No, just a first!
I'm President the 8th, I am!
President named Martin Van Buren!
I was Jackson's Secretary of State
elected in 1828
and replaced Calhoun as his VP
(His VP!)
'cause Andy never really liked that man!
(That man!)
And he wasn't fond of Henry Clay!
President the 8th I am!
(instrumental break)
I'm President the 8th, I am!
President named Martin Van Buren!
I was elected in 1836
because of geographic split for Whigs
but I got stuck with bad economy!
(Woe is me!)
And got beat by that old man Harrison!
(Old Tip!)
I got beat by William Hen-r-y!
President no more, I am!
Eighth guy! Kin-der-hook!
Kinderhook!
(Kinderhook!)
Kinderhook!
(Kinderhook!)
President named Martin Van Buren!
President the 8th, I am!
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