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Song Parodies -> "I Want Condi"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

The Strangeloves

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Condi"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The version by Bow Wow Wow may be more familiar. Narrator? Who else, Our Fearless Wartime Leader With a Purpose. "Foggy Bottom" is not a sex reference, it's the part of Washington, D.C. where the Department of State is located.
I know a girl who's tough but sweet.
Sticks it to the Arab street.
She's got the viewpoints I desire.
Never has called me a liar.

I want Condi!
I want Condi!

I know economy goes down
but lies about war kept me 'round.
Colin Powell didn't like my orders
or why I crossed the Iraqi border.

I want Condi!
I want Condi!

(instrumental break)

Condi at Foggy Bottom's better.
She's my pretty right-wing go-getter.
Laura is that wife of mine
but Condi agrees with me all the time.

I want Condi!
I want Condi!
I want Condi!
I want Condi!
(repeat 'til fade)

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John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. Condi's the poster child for the Peter Principle.
Steve K. - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter Principle? That's being promoted to one's level of incompetence, right? Let's see, she was allowed to skip the 1st and 7th grades, graduated HS at 15, graduated college at 19, then got a Masters and a PhD. She's also classically trained at the piano. I would love to be as incompetent as Dr. Rice.
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
My point exactly. When it comes to govt. service, she's a fine piano player.
John Jenkins - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Steve K. Dr. Rice compares quite favorably to Clinton's two secretaries of state - Warren Christopher and Madeline Albright.
Scathe - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great stuff, Mike. I may be apolitical, but I do enjoy political satire.
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
There's not a single Bush Cabinet member I would take over any Clinton Cabinet member. Not even Bruce Babbitt at Interior. Powell forfeited all the respect I had for him when he became a mouthpiece for Bush's lies. As for Condi, if she's so smart, why did she sign up with this moron? Didn't she notice that he didn't read her memo "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside U.S."? She should have gotten out while she had the chance to run for Governor of California. Clearly, she would've been a better choice than Nixon Boy Arnold.

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