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Song Parodies -> "1-2-3 (I Count)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Len Barry

Parody Song Title:

"1-2-3 (I Count)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Greetings! They call me The Count! Do you know why they call me The Count? Because I love to count things! Ah-ah-ah!
One, two, three!
Oh, that's how I've been counting on "Sesame!"
Counting is what I love!
It's easy! Like counting fingers on a baby!

A, B, C! Alphabet listing never interested me!
You can count with me, too!
It's easy! Like counting fingers on a baby!

Baby, there's nothing hard about it.
Just don't use silly numbers like "pi."
Decimals, I can live without it.
And now the bats, around me they will fly!

One, two, three!
Oh, that's how I've been counting on "Sesame!"
Counting is what I love!
It's easy! Like counting fingers on a baby!
That's five! Five "Sesame Street" parodies I have written! Ah-ah-ah-ah! (Thunder)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

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Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I have a great Idea, why don't you and TJ do a duo.
Michael Pacholek - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
As soon as Nancy Reagan and Barbra Streisand do.
Just noticed - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Yeah Mike why dont ya'
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, cool parody, I gotta say you do pick some good song to parody!, and yet, another great parody of a great song
Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know what it is about you, but you just make me laugh out loud! Just the Top Comments made me laugh out loud...the neighbors must think I'm nuts. 5-5-5!!!
Mikey Boy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yankee Fan!
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, I was looking for something else on your author page, but I noticed we both did one on "1-2-3" so I took a look. 5's.

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