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Song Parodies -> "There Nobody Sees Your Game"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

Original Performer:

Gary Portnoy

Parody Song Title:

"There Nobody Sees Your Game"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Based on the theme from "Cheers." That series starred Ted Danson as a washed-up Boston Red Sox pitcher. (Is there any other kind?) Yeah, the Montreal/San Juan (Washington? Portland? Charlotte?) Expos should have the Red Sox' problems. Bon soir, mes amis! NORMAND! Que continue-t-il, la Norme? Un signe par-dessus ma maxime de bouche, "la bière d'Insertion ici!" Si, comment mauvais est les Expos perdant ce soir?
Making your way in the game today takes lots and lots of dough.
Taking a break from all of your losing sure would help, you know.
Now it looks like you'll go away.

All of those nights under your dome's lights
your teammates sure to fail.
And Commissioner Selig just ain't answering your mail.
And your third base prospect didn't show.

Sometimes you wanna go, 'cause there, nobody sees your game.
And you count the ones who came.
Eight thousand three hundred you see
the ones here last night, the same.
You wanna go, 'cause nobody sees your game.

Roll out of bed, Pennant chance is dead.
You don't got TV rights.
Montreal loves hockey, maybe you could stage some fights.
But baseball players fight like girls.

But when the Maple Leaf's unfurled out there, nobody sees your game.
For the Fleur-de-lis, a shame.
You've been told before, the Potomac shore will be a home far less lame.
You wanna go, 'cause nobody sees your game.
That's, "What's going on, Norm?" A sign over my mouth saying, "Insert beer here!" So, how bad are the Expos losing tonight?

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Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to see your still doing the baseball stuff.
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I still appreciate these sports ones. Good Job man.
Static - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
translated on Good evening, my friends! NORMAN! What does it continue, the Standard? A sign over my maxim of mouth, "the beer of Insertion here!" If, how bad is Expos losing this evening?
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike - Thanks for bringing a chuckle and a smile to this ol' Red Sox fool's once-again-disappointed face! 555 runs scored here!

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