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Fun Music Information -> Gary Portnoy
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Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart AngeloNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Aim" | "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | Regina Haniger |
| "Where Everybody Knows You're Tame" | "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | Regina Haniger |
| "Where Everybody Knows You're Game" | "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | Regina Haniger |
| "Where Everybody Knows You're Lame" | "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | Regina Haniger |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," | Not everybody knows your name. | Opie M. |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," Gary Portnoy | "Cheers (Drink To That)," Rihanna |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Where Everybody Knows Our Name" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Doug Graves
"Here Everybody Knows Your Name" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Candy Welty
Change a Letter:
"Where Everybody Knows Your Kame" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Kame = a small hill of glacial deposits
Lorraine Thoanjer
"There Everybody Knows Your Name" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Where Everybody Knows Your Fame" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Candy Welty
"Where Everybody Knows Your Game" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Candy Welty
"Where Everybody Knows Your Dame" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Candy Welty
Recordings:
July 29
a parody of "Cheers" by Gary Portnoy
Theme from the CPAC convention
YouTube: (mp4)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Theme from Cheers" | "Theme from CPAC" | The Offenders |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers Theme)" | "Where Everything Has Stayed the Same (Extended)" | mouselover |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | "All the Kids, They Look the Same" | Warren Baker |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | "Where Everybody Knows You're Gay" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" | "There Nobody Sees Your Game" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers' Theme)" | "Where Everything Has Stayed The Same (Ferns' Theme)" | Michael Hack |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Theme from "Cheers""
Misheard Lyrics: You wanna be where you can see
Shovels all wanna sing You wanna be where everybody knows yawning Original Lyrics: You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows your name | "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics: And they always catch a plane
Original Lyrics: And they're always glad you came
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"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics: And they're always graduating
Original Lyrics: And they're always glad you came
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your age
or Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you're late or Sometimes you wanna go where everybody goes away Original Lyrics: Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Theme from "Cheers""
Misheard Lyrics: You wanna be where you can see
Shovels all wanna sing You wanna be where everybody knows yawning Original Lyrics: You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows your name |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Slightly Strange Al I was born in the middle of the original run of "Cheers," and to three (or so)-year-old me, that's what it sounded like. |
Song Title Space Change:
"Where Every Body Knows Your Name (From "Cheers")" originally "Where Everybody Knows Your Name (From "Cheers") "
Don't remember "Cheers" having headless people.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
