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Song Parodies -> "Where Everything Has Stayed The Same (Ferns' Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers' Theme)"

Original Performer:

Gary Portnoy

Parody Song Title:

"Where Everything Has Stayed The Same (Ferns' Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

"Better have a good night...EENG!!!" was taught by my brother Rob when I was younger. Better have a good good night. Better have a stinky farts. Michael is a Big Mac. Michael's breath stinks really bad. Michael's breath stinks really STANKAY!
Advancing biologically takes more than just a thought
Some species have changed over time
And others they have not
Evolving seems like such a pain
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everything has stayed the same
Have not seen plants have all remained
You want a place where major traits
Have largely gone unchanged
You want a place where everything has stayed the same

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

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Guy DiRito - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done - I wouldn't cjange a thing!
Jeff Reuben - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent, but too short. I'd suggest a second verse or something, this is more like a song fragment.
Mickey D. - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Bill Nye The Science Guy (Dinosaurs Episode)
Mickey D. - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
It wasn't "have not seen plants", it's REALLY "and nonseed plants".

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