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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gary Portnoy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Gary Portnoy on amIright currently.

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"Every Time I Turn Around (Punky Brewster theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe the world is bland
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the world is blind
"Theme from "Cheers""
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna be where you can see
Shovels all wanna sing
You wanna be where everybody knows yawning
Original Lyrics:
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they always catch a plane
Original Lyrics:
And they're always glad you came
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they always splash a cane
Original Lyrics:
And they're always glad you came
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're almost glad you came
Original Lyrics:
And they're always glad you came
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're always graduating
Original Lyrics:
And they're always glad you came
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your age
or
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you're late
or
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody goes away
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking a break from all your walrus sure would help a lot
Original Lyrics:
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woody, you'd like to get away?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you like to get away?
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't you like a getaway?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you like to get away?

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