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Song Parodies -> "Where Everything Has Stayed the Same (Extended)"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers Theme)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Portnoy

Parody Song Title:

"Where Everything Has Stayed the Same (Extended)"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

This is an extended version of the Ferns theme (from Bill Nye the Science Guy) that I came up with.
Advancing biologically takes more than just a thought
Some species have changed over time
And others they have not
Evolving seems like such a pain

Some species they have gone extinct
Not a trace left at all
Not even fossils have been found under the mall
Sometimes you wish it just would rain

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everything has stayed the same
And nonseed plants have all remained
You want a place where major traits
Have largely gone unchanged
You want a place where everything has stayed the same

The life of an animal is oh so short
Time really goes by fast (really goes by fast)
And yet you are wondering
Why you're living in the past
You really think you are unsure

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everything has stayed the same
And nonseed plants have all remained
You wanna be where dinosaurs
Have not all gone extinct
You wanna be where everything has stayed the same

(sax solo)

Where everything has stayed the same
(Where everything, everything has stayed the same)
And nonseed plants have all remained
(repeat to fade out)

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