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Song Parodies -> "Free Credit Report: The Eagles"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Free Credit Report: The Eagles"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Back to a bit that worked before.
(instrumental opening)

Well, I'm a-running down the road
trying to loosen my load.
I got seven dollars in the bank.
Four guys want to own me.
Two chicks want to stone me.
Mom thinks I deserve a spank.

Take my assets?
Take my assets?
I've gone so deep in debt, my case is quite the basket.
Light up, you repo man.
You won't try to understand.
I can't afford your new command:
"Take his assests!"

Well, I'm a-losing my apartment
to debt-collect department
and here's such a fine sight to see:
It's a girl, my Lord, and she tows my Ford!
Slowing down to take a laugh at me!

Come on, baby!
Leave it, maybe!
I'd have to walk ten miles to work, that would degrade me.
I now lose, but soon I'll win.
And I'll be buying it back again.
'Til then, I guess, the bus I'm in.
That ain't easy!

(instrumental break)

Well, I'm a-running down the road
trying to loosen my load.
Got a world of trouble on my mind.
Looking for some money
to pay that repo-honey.
It's so hard to find.

Take my assets?
Take my assets?
I've gone so deep in debt, my case is quite the basket.

Come on, baby!
Leave it, maybe!
Obama's gonna get me a job that's gonna
save me!

She'll go and take my assets!

Why should she take my assets?

(instrumental close)

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alvin - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
great anthem for the times
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Should be playing as you walk into ANY bank!! $555.00 in fees....
AFW - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ripped right out of today's newscasts...timely and very good
Leo Keough - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great OS and great use of it,,,555!!!
TJC - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Penurious (sp?) in all but comic genius!
Jim Rotondo - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Downright superb, high fives all around.
Andy Primus - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one - especially liked the tows Ford laugh bits
Timmy1000 - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Another future prediction? There's another round of loan resets and foreclosures coming in the next year - just sing them your song.
John Barry - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
$555 in the bank.

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