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Song Parodies -> "Feel So Old (40th Birthday)"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Gold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Feel So Old (40th Birthday)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The bad news: I'm turning 40. The good news: It beats dying before 40.
(instrumental opening)

I wanna live.
Alternative
is dying before you get really old.
That's a distraction
don't wanna give.
Enough trouble with my joints of mold.
And I feel so old.

Enough trouble with my joints of mold.
And I feel so old.

(instrumental break)

I've been to Fenway Park
and places more dark.
Was born with government Nixon-controlled.
I have lost my mind
I'm sure you've opined.
Sometimes my talent seems to have grown cold
And I feel so old.

Sometimes my talent seems to have grown cold
And I feel so old.

(instrumental break)

Keep me aging, 'cause I feel so old.
Keep me aging, and I feel less bold.
Keep me aging, 'cause I feel so old.
It don't feel minor that I feel so old.
Oy...

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Old Man Ribber - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheer up. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer...when Schubert was your age, he'd already been dead for almost ten years. You ( and I for that matter) would be mere kids in the College of Cardinals. ;D
John Barry - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
You're just a kid.
LilSnowBunny - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . at least your 25 years younger than Mr. D. . . .
DJ Blaze - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
555, and check out this thread I made on InThe00s celebrating your B-day: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=39211.msg2289426#new
Red Ant - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday, Mike. Don't feel old; your girl CZJ just turned 40 a few months ago - she'd keep any man young!
MasonR - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Michael, happy birthday from someone who is on the other side of 50! Only 10 years until you are eligible to join AARP :-)

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