Song Parodies -> Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City
| Original Song Title: | "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" |
| Original Performer: | The Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
"We're going out where the sand turns to gold. But put your stockings on, 'cause it might be cold." -- Bruce Springsteen. Or is that, "It's mighty cold"? As some of you may know, all the streets in "Monopoly" are named for streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey, from back in the days when it was just a beach resort, not a gambling center. Ventnor Avenue is two blocks from the Boardwalk.
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
got their checks cashed out of Social Secur-ity.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
They left Grandpa to tinker in the old garage
'cause the A.C. bus is like their fraternity lodge!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
If you see 'em there at Caesars, don't try to bluff 'em.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
You might win a hand but you just won't out-tough 'em.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny bet!)
Well, they're gonna hit the jackpot sooner or later
'cause they down the free drinks like an alligator!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
(harmonica break)
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
(harmonica break)
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
They get on the Parkway from miles around
then they get all their chips and they just lay 'em down!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!
Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!
(repeat 'til fade)
Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
got their checks cashed out of Social Secur-ity.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
They left Grandpa to tinker in the old garage
'cause the A.C. bus is like their fraternity lodge!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
If you see 'em there at Caesars, don't try to bluff 'em.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
You might win a hand but you just won't out-tough 'em.
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny bet!)
Well, they're gonna hit the jackpot sooner or later
'cause they down the free drinks like an alligator!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
(harmonica break)
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
(harmonica break)
(Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!)
They get on the Parkway from miles around
then they get all their chips and they just lay 'em down!
And everybody's saying that it just ain't too pretty
buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!
(They spend really fast, and you know that it's true!)
They're the terror going down Ventnor Avenue!
(Buses full of old broads to Atlantic City!)
Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!
Bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet, Granny, bet!
(repeat 'til fade)
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lol..good job~
ROFL - Great one Mike!
Excuse me, but the original artist is Jan and Dean. Why did you leave the artist field blank?
I would have given you all fives if you'd snuck some 'blue hair' in there... ;-)
Blue hair? I call them q-tips
This just in: My grandmother went to Atlantic City and won 300 smackers. No joke! She hadn't been down there in ages, and hadn't won there since the last time the Mets stunk.
Last year, Mike?
...and they say "rhyme doesn't pay." Congrats to your grandma!
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