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Song Parodies -> "Shaky Flaky Song"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Shaky Flaky Song"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It finished Number 2 behind "We Built This City" by Starship on VH1's list of "The 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs... Ever!" But is it the song, or is it the singer? On another website I play on, Other Timelines (www.othertimelines.com), I imagined what might have happened had the song been done in 1958 by Buddy Holly.
You can tell the words
they're really for the birds
and you can tell the chords to hit the bricks!
And you can tell the hair
that looks real dumb up there
that ain't no way to get some chicks!

You can tell that guy
his mullet ain't so fly
that's why he cut it for that show on PAX!
And you can tell the world
he looks like a Valley Girl!
His song is grody to the max!

But don't play that song!
That shaky flaky song!
I just don't know why it ain't banned!
And if you play that song
that shaky flaky song
you might really upset this man!
Oh, oyyyy vey!
Oh, oyyyy vey!

You can tell your Ma
it's rubbing you so raw
it makes you reach to cover up your ears!
And you can tell your Dad
it's really, really bad
it makes you wanna pound those beers!

You can tell your sis
this guy we gotta dis
each time his video comes on TV!
And you can tell your bro
that song has gotta go
and not just down in history!

And don't play that song!
That shaky flaky song!
I just don't know why it ain't banned!
And if you play that song
That shaky flaky song
you might really upset this man!

No, don't play that song!
That shaky flaky song!
I just don't know why it ain't banned!
And if you play that song
That shaky flaky song
you might really upset this man!
Oh, oyyyy vey!
Oh, oyyyy vey!



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No Name Given - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Mike, is there a reason why you submitted this one twice?
alvin rhodes - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
perfect
Ethan - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Don't Play that song, that achy breaky song, you know i hate that song a bunch. And if you play that song, that achy breaky song, it just might make me lose my lunch." - Weird Al. The words are different but the idea's been done.
Royce Miller - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, I do like your parody; but I think "Achy Breaky Heart" is in a boat with a LOT of bad songs; at least Achy Breaky kind of has a catchy tune....
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Computer glitch. It wasn't submitted twice on purpose. Royce: You're right, the song is catchy. But then, so is herpes. (Not that I know firsthand!)

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