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Song Parodies -> "On the Date September 25 (Zeta-Jones & Douglas)"

Original Song Title:

"In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)"

Original Performer:

Zager & Evans

Parody Song Title:

"On the Date September 25 (Zeta-Jones & Douglas)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Happy 37th Birthday to my precioussss... Her husband turns 62, not to mention overripe.
On the date September 25
my love, she came to life
that woman, how she'll thrive
but I find...

On the date October 25
I'll still live the baseball life.
World Series in Game Four
hope the Yankees will slam the door...

On the date November 25
rivalries of college football strife
on weekend of Thanksgiving
no thanks, Catherine's love she won't bring...

On the date December 25
that's when Santa Claus is meant to arrive
but if she's still with that man so old
my Christmas stocking might as well have coal...

On the date January 25
Super Bowl teams meet the media hive
Catherine should be singing at halftime
loving her is my only crime...

On the date February 10
I'll probably write a song for her again
post it right here on Amiright
such pathos on this here website
whoa whoa...

On the date of March the 17
I'll be in the St. Patrick's Day scene
downing too many of the Black & Tan
'cause the Welsh chick won't make me her man
whoa whoa...

In the year two thousand twenty-five
hubby's eighty-one if he's still alive
if not, maybe she's the one to cradle-rob
and I'll have new reason to sob
whoa whoa...

So far, it's been just seven years.
But still, I've cried a billion tears.
Michael Douglas, I curse you.
Now my chance at her is through.

But in eternal light
the twinkling of starlight
perhaps so very wrong I've been
and should look instead for Elfin Queen...

On the date September 25
my love, she came to life
that woman, how she'll thrive
but I find...

On the date October 25
I'll still live the baseball life.
World Series in Game Four
hope the Yankees will slam the door...

(fade out)

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alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
timeless
TJC - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent... I had heard Catherine and Michael had their differences... also, hadn't thought of the OS in, um, er... ages!

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