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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Scary Lou"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Mary Lou"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Scary Lou"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A companion piece to Alvin Rhodes' Bob Seger re-write in honor of Lou Reed.
(instrumental opening)

Hello, scary Lou.
Chills my heart.
Oy, scary Lou, I'm so afraid of you!
I knew, scary Lou
each song a dart.
So, hello, scary Lou, chills my heart.

Played your songs one sunny day.
Soon some dark clouds came my way.
And, ooh, I'd love your songs forevermore.

But I've got some fears going 'round
from scary Velvet Underground
from hearing stuff you wrote since '64!

Oy vey, hello, scary Lou.
Chills my heart.
Oy, scary Lou, I'm so afraid of you!
I knew, scary Lou
each song a dart.
So, hello, scary Lou, chills my heart.

(James Burton guitar break)

Sex, drugs and songs of real strange boys.
Not sure I should have made this choice.
Wild lyrics make me want to run away!

I thought about a Village night.
A wild side 'neath broken light.
That's all I had to see for me to say:

Oy vey, hello, scary Lou.
Chills my heart.
Oy, scary Lou, I'm so afraid of you!
I knew, scary Lou
each song a dart.
So, hello, scary Lou, chills my heart.
So, hello, scary Lou, chills my heart.
So, hello, scary Lou, chills my heart.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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Yoidy - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Sally Can't Dance, but this parody sure can. 555!
crazy8snake - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good.
P. Potter - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy Vey! ......555 for you and Scary Lou....nice one.
alvin rhodes - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
great job...love the song / dart analogy

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